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captaintesticals  User |
Posted on 10/2/2009 at 8:52pm We now return to SPACE DIPSHITZ chapter 892. The S.S. Crapyerazz was flying full speed through hyperspace. Captain Jeff Dipshitz was holding on to his dear life to the steering wheel (the rubber parts) while driving it. Also, the three neptunian Assholez were in cages next to him, spitting burning scalding acid bubbles at his neck... That he could only shrug off. He could not take his eyes off the hyperspace boulevard. The fate of the SPACE DIPSHITZ was in his white captain's gloves, and he clutched it so dearly it made his hands bleed and the blood soaked through the white gloves, if the gloves were still intact and not burnt from the acid bubbles. They had to reach Plutonia on time to kill the insectoid queen who was pregnant with ten million neptunian Assholez babyz. Officer McKayla walked in on the bridge of the S.S. Crapyerazz, holding her trusty laser revolver sandwiched in between the buckle of her belt that's shaped like a middle finger and her luscious and oh so soft and voluptuous hip. She stormed in and pulled out her revolver and started pointing it at the officers saying "Hey! Are we landing on planet Mars 5 any time soon or not!? And can anyone bring me a cup of coffee!?" First deputy Simon Dipshitz approaches McKayla and grabs her revolver and twirls it on his finger by the hole of the trigger guard holder, stifles a laugh, and says "Yeah, we're landing soon." Captain Jeff Dipshitz rolled his eyes, tugged on the sterring wheel, and sent the whole S.S. Crapyerazz in an astonishing U-Turn back to planet Mars 5... Again. And then Simon Dipshitz and McKayla went back to the captains quarters... And... Bow chicka bow bow! You can imagine the rest. Jeff Dipshitz thought to himself... "Eek... Not on my fresh white captain's bedsheets!" Tune in soon for SPACE DIPSHITZ chapter 893. "IN ALL THE GALAXY, NOBODY IS SAFE UNTIL SPACE DIPSHITZ!" Reply log in to vote |
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Posted on 10/2/2009 at 9:31pm Did they have Sex. 
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LieutenantVibrava  Mod |
Posted on 10/2/2009 at 9:49pm WHOAH!!! McKayla... C'mon, keep it PG hahaha!! Ohhhh, man! I cannot wait to see where this goes. Those ten million A**holez babyz have been waiting to hatch for about 84 chapters.... Any minute, right? *readies flamethrower* R-right....? "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent,it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo the LEGENDARY clone of mew 
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Posted on 10/2/2009 at 10:17pm
Paaaatience young patawon, paaaatience. "IN ALL THE GALAXY, NOBODY IS SAFE UNTIL SPACE DIPSHITZ!" Reply log in to vote |
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