The Office Dipshitz (fanfic)

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profdipcraps User 58 posts +19 coins	Posted on 5/27/2009 at 1:24pm We now return to... THE OFFICE DIPSHITZ! Captain Michael Scott Dipshitz woke up at his desk with a pounding headache. "UGH," he grunted to himself. "What on earth happened last night? There must have been some party here at the International Dipshitz Space Office Satellite!" He tidied up his desk, before realizing that his IDSOS (International Dipshitz Space Office Satellite) mug had been knocked over and spilled black coffee off the edge of his desk and onto the off-white carpet below. "Oh great," he moaned sarcastically. He got on all fours with a paper towel he'd pulled from a desk drawer and began his futile attempt to sop up the coffee. Just then, in walked Dwight Schrute Dipshitz in his brand new shiny blue space suit with his initials sewn in gold on his breast. "Are you gonna drink that," he asked. "The coffee you're soaking up." Michael looked up, giving up on his intention of ignoring him. "Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Blue suit? You?" Dwight shone his signature snide Dwight smirk. "Yup. Promoted." What rank," barked Michael in angry disbelief. "Super omega colonel deluxe," responded Dwight, clam and collected. Michael rose to his feet, looking at his own plain white space suit, disappointed in himself. Who should walk in just then but the fat guy whose name I can't remember. The fat bald guy from The Office. He's in a green suit. Sewer ooze green. Yuck! And Jim is in there too. In the same suit, I mean. It has two head holes. They love to share a stinky green suit. Yuck! I hate this story now bye. Don't ask me, I'm just here for the forum member tax cuts! Reply log in to vote [+2 coins were inserted into this post]
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Posted on 5/27/2009 at 1:24pm

We now return to... THE OFFICE DIPSHITZ!

Captain Michael Scott Dipshitz woke up at his desk with a pounding headache. "UGH," he grunted to himself. "What on earth happened last night? There must have been some party here at the International Dipshitz Space Office Satellite!" He tidied up his desk, before realizing that his IDSOS (International Dipshitz Space Office Satellite) mug had been knocked over and spilled black coffee off the edge of his desk and onto the off-white carpet below.

"Oh great," he moaned sarcastically. He got on all fours with a paper towel he'd pulled from a desk drawer and began his futile attempt to sop up the coffee. Just then, in walked Dwight Schrute Dipshitz in his brand new shiny blue space suit with his initials sewn in gold on his breast. "Are you gonna drink that," he asked. "The coffee you're soaking up." Michael looked up, giving up on his intention of ignoring him. "Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Blue suit? You?" Dwight shone his signature snide Dwight smirk. "Yup. Promoted." What rank," barked Michael in angry disbelief. "Super omega colonel deluxe," responded Dwight, clam and collected.

Michael rose to his feet, looking at his own plain white space suit, disappointed in himself. Who should walk in just then but the fat guy whose name I can't remember. The fat bald guy from The Office. He's in a green suit. Sewer ooze green. Yuck! And Jim is in there too. In the same suit, I mean. It has two head holes. They love to share a stinky green suit. Yuck! I hate this story now bye.

Don't ask me, I'm just here for the forum member tax cuts!