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The Day my Thingy Fell Off [LOCKED]

ThinglessWhunder

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Posted on 4/4/2009 at 1:03am


We all have that Little Guy between are legs. Are Meaty 2-Vedge. Without questions, every person on this planet has the Meaty 2-Vedge. Accept for me. Because one day. It fell off. How did this happen exantly? Read on, my curious kitty...

This story starts like all stories do. With a lawnmoher. A lawnmoher and a dream. And by god. It just might start with my Meaty 2-Vedge. And a lawnmoher. What do you get when the two should ever meet in the middle? Well... you get a Thingless Whunder. Which is my ussername. Because after that fatful day, I have Whun Less Thing down Der. As for my little boys which used to hang out huddled up closely and warmly next to that thing all day, well. Those... well. The story goes that when one loses a Thing, other Things begin to change. And change they did.

It is very interesting...! You might like to read about this. If so, please insert coins into this post. When I reach 100, you will all know. You will all know. The life of a Thingless Whunder... All will be known. Thank you.


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It's true. I have no thing.

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MR&MRS_GUILLEVERRE

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Posted on 4/5/2009 at 1:48pm


thinglesswhunder please rejoin with a new account and continie the story please


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LieutenantVibrava

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Posted on 4/5/2009 at 2:02am


Hey everyone! Let this be a warning: Please don't post filthy crud like this.

*Sprays window cleaner in my eyes and squeegies it off*

Nope, I can still see it. Shudder......


"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth is irrelevent,it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo the LEGENDARY clone of mew


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