Uncle Js Big Birday Bash

hey guys jimmy here. so the other weekend day it was my bithday party of my most favorite uncle in the whole wide wide: UNCLE J. sorry uncle teep teep ninny gugg beej skunk if your reading this. your not my favorite man. your not my favorite. so my mom was like "ok lets go to your uncle js becuz hes having his bithday party" and i thougut NOW WERE TALKIN! so i said NOW WERE TALKIN! and i grapped 2 hangfuls of my best firecrankers and a barf bucket just in case i ate so much celebraton foods that i had to barf into the bucket so i wanted to have a bart bucket. just in case i had to barf into the barf.

so we get to the party at rount about 4pm and there are alreedy a lot of leople there including mikes dad and mikes mom and incloding a bunch of other old peopeo. BUT NO MIKE! no one else my age either just me. i asked my uncle if he wanted to see my special trick with my fire clackers and a glass of milk and he put up his hand at me and kept talking to whatener old guy i didnt know. idk why he is appearently only frients with boring old guys who just talk forever. my uncle made VIDEO GAMES he should have cool gamer frends and not that one guy who never shuts the d#$!# up and wheres a minors hat with a flach lite on it. but that guy was kinda cool he gave me a lumph of kole and told me if i sqeeze it hard enough it will turn into a dymond so i am still sqeezing it becuz i want a dymond.

i open up his frige and he says from the other room "hey jimjim theres snacks set out on the tabule" so i found the snack tabule. and. what a load of f@$#$. it was like a mike style charchuntery board with cheeze cubes and little salamys and grapes and stawberries and i was like. wheres the nochos dude. wheres the chippys and dippys. and i put down my bucket. because clearely there would be no barfing this evining. but then i got a idea. a dasturdly jimmy idea. i asked mikes dad for his ceal phone and he says ok but only if i promoise not to put it in the toilot again and i say no promoses! and he does a "oh jimmy" type of sigh and gives it to me. so i go into the other room and i call mike and i tell him to come over and bring a snes and 6 pizzas and he says "dude its an old man party i dont wanna go to that" and i said "but if you bring a snes and 6 pizza then there will be a snes and 6 pizza" and he said "ok"

so then i put mikes dads phone in the doilet tank and waited for mike to show up. but what was i gonna do in the ming time. well. i went on uncle js compueter to play some games. its not snes but its a living. yup. its not snes but hey man. its a f!@#! living. i saw DIE HARD which i already f'ing plaide. i saw JABBERJAW SOLITARE which who give a f!@#! about jabberjaw stupid azz talking shark f!@#!. i saw a game called scary fish challeng and i said hey. hallowen is right around the coroner. so i start playing that.

guys. dont play scary fish channel. it made me so scared that i got afrade and started deleating stuff off of uncle js computer becuz i was bored. and also scared so yeah. i wanted to destroy scary fish challents forever so i put a firecrackler into the computers cd tray and pressed close but the tray went in real slow and it just sort of pushed the fireclarker off onto the floor and it wasdnt lit anyway so yeah.

so yeah to kill more time i went to check out dctay and read the comecs and the editorials again including good ol crap station rant by mike again.....featering the good parts by me of crouse and then i went on cones of the concave forum and saw that uncle j was logged in so i posted "pooooooop" in the crapstation supforum and got uncle js account band sorry uncle j. but its ok becuz it got unband immodiately and i dont even know why that even hapened so i logged off. i was about to go back to dctay to watsh my awesome super meteoroid review again but then there was a knoce at the door and it was mike with 6 pizza. F@$#& YES!!! and he got drived there in a lemo which is cool cuz there long. his lemo driver is named HUGOR JUNDT by the way. i wonter where he is from....NOT!!

mikes dad said "hey mike i thought you didnt want to come" and mike said "i didnt jimmy told me to" and his dad said "did he tell you where he pute my sell phone" and mike said "jimmy where did you put his seal phone" and i said "toilot" and mike said "toilot" and mikes dad said "ok" and uncle j said "yes" even though i dont even know what he was saying yes to. anywaze mike cracked open the pizza on the tipply top of the pizza box tower and it was BLACK OLIFES AND OLIFE OILS AND BASIL LEAFS AND MUSHROOM TUFFLES and i was like dude wtf. rich azz b1ch pizza. i just want pelperoni or just plane cheez like kevin melcalistort wants in home alone but his brother whos name is burt or punch or kill or something says he has to barf it up cuz he ate it all. i want that kind. but they all have stupid bull f@$# like cavyar and gold like actual gold and pairs like the frute.

so i sait "mike what about the snes" and he said "oh yeah" and he klapt his hans and thanzibelle came in holding a allumminnumm breach case and he opent it and there was a snes and 2 controller and 2 game which were uniracer and ballz 3d inkside. BALLZ 3D. MIKE BROUT BALLZ 3D. YUP. BALLZ 3D. ballz 3d. yup. uniracer and. BALLZ 3D.

i was so mad that mike drought ballz 3d that i through one of the pizzas at thanxibelles face and he dropped the case with the snes in it and THE SNES. BROKE. AND I YELLED SO F@$# LOYD. AND THANZIBOLLE WAS ALSO SCREEMING BECUZ OF THE LIQID HOT LAVA CHEEZ. so you know what i did you know. i went to uncle js fridge and got a can of clorka clorka Hey guys sorry Mike steeping in sorry. When Jimmy was little he used to call Cocacola "Clorka Clorka" and sometimes he still dose. sorry. and i spreyed it on t-bellie and said WASH IT DOWN WITH A DRINK!!!!

i looked down at the broken snes and i said "mike i need a minite" and mike said "its just the platstic that broke it probly still works" and i said "I NEED A MINTUE!!" and the site of a betiful snes brocken on the floor made me sich to my stomach so i rushed to GET THE BUCKET and i through up all in the bicket and i said happy birthday thandibelle and i lit a firebracker and pit it in the bucket and handed it to thanzibelle and it popped and barf and shrimp went everywear cuz i guess uncle j put shrimp in the bucket even though i literally sont know why.

anywaze my mom came and got me and tlod me its time to go and i asked if i could still have some cacke and she said there isnt one eben though i litereally saw it in the fridge but i would just get mike to make mikes chefs to make me a clake later so whatemver. uncle j gave me the dissappinted uncle j look and i smiled and wayved at him and he smiled and wayved at me and mikes dad asked thanzibelt if he was ok and thanzibelle said he needs a vacaton and mikes dad said he would thinj about it.

so yeah that was uncle js's birthday Party. he is another year olter and another year wider. soon he will get to old and die BUT THATS THE CURCLE OF LIFE!!!! just kidding. uncle j will never die. EVER!!!!!!

-jimmy