Fireband

This total bada** saved the Demonm Realm and now he works at Mcdonalds with his best buddy DK. Unfortunately, Mr. Magus also works there as the manager. His punishment shall be most sever.

DK (Demon Killer)

Fireband's best pal. He's a laid back dude who loves to game and he has lots of awesome catch phrases. I will be putting all of them on a t shirt someday and i will sell them. Loves bananas!

Magus

Manager at Mcdonalds and total d-bag. I picked Magus cus Chrono Trigger aint that good.... I'm more of a hardcore action kinda guy. I don't care about reading all this bull crap, just let me fight!!

Beerio

A man of few words with a little plumber-type hat. He's the little barkeep down at Beerio's Bar. He makes a mean beer.

Ultros

Ultros was discovered in the woods by a bigazz jewish mama bair who raised him as her own until one day he started smoking weed and she kicked him out so he had to buy a flying car and go far far far far away from everyone and everything he ever knew (a bair and the woods respecfully) and then he started selling weed and shrooms to Fireband to pay for his flying car and a snes. He also eats people.

Broom Hater

If you need a friend you can always relay on, look no further than this lil yellow guy.

????

I dont remember what game he's from or what his name is but he HATES Fireband. How could anyone hate Fireband?? Well, someone has to for plot reasons.

Doogmuy

Though this guy was a real though guy huh? Nope. Just a panzy who likes health food and being annoying.

Twinbee

A little german type spaceship guy who you can't really understand what he says though. Though he doesn't speak in german actually, he speaks in Twinbee language. He like to hang out with the bros Fireband and DK and is brave, fast, and sometimes enjoys using the CONTRA guns to shoot at fools and snipe them to gory peices. Slams back beers at Beerio's like there's no tomorrow. Dont cross his wires or you'll be sorry, dude.

Baby dino

Some sort of mystery of a baby dino egg. Nobody knows whats inside of it actually inside there was a baby magus that was killed with uzis and shotguns and a missle louncher and an AK-47 and a hammer and a devils blade. he died into gory pieces of bone and blood. Read the comic to find out what was inside the egg.

The Dirty Squirty

A misterious black orb that makes strange squirting sounds but always looks out for his friend fireband. DK is alwo his friend but to a lesser degree. He is intrastructible.

Kevin Costner

The third offitial bro. He has knowen Fireband and DK since they were all little babeys. When he's not dringing and fighting, he's chilling at the crib and playing snes games. He might be from the game and movie WATERWORD but when he's around its' partyworld. NO. NONE OF THAT!!!!! HE IS A DOG AND HE WILL DIE LIKE A DOG. NO KEVIN CONSTER. PRERIOD.

Evil Heart Ball

This thing lives inside of Firebands and DK brains to make them such cool dudes. With fun ideas and violents actions.

Rapheal The Crow

LASIEST. PHATAR$E. EVER. He is always in the bollocking way, never knows what to order... reminds me of my classmate Erwin Pherrett... a lasiest phatarse ever who never knows anything. You know who you are.

Michael Meyes

This famous actor from movies like Wain World and Houston Powers also had a SNES game. Yep. Wain World. He surfered an accident that made his freaking head big as h### which made him have exteme pain but also made him the smartest man IN THE WORLD. Thats why Fireband and DK can always dippend on him when they have a diffucult problem that needs solving or a dumb guy that needs pwning.

Dr. Mario

The most belpful doctor in the mushroom kingdom, stopped caring about stomping on stupid azz turties and decided to move to the demons crest world and got a PHD in cancarology and he always knows when people have cancar.. especially magus. the cancar that was in magu's brain was removed slowly and panefully... and magus died tratchically afterwards by blood loss and severed head and severed limbs and severed p######## (yes, THAT ONE. you know. his chicken)

Ninja Turtles

Cogwabuga! These Heroes in their half shelf know three things. Pizza and weed. When their not figbhting the evil Shedder, they're eating pizza or weed. Lucklily, there on our side!

Dead vermin

For stupid azz pathetic little guys you just cant show no mercy.

M?

This wierd guy with a red hat and blue ovaralls and a mousetache has a name that starts with M and can often be scene with a big bag. Wath could this mean??

Fireband's Hellocoptor

Fireband's famous mean grean flying machean. Gets him from pointa to point b likedy splat. In the air. Goes to sleep on Firebands Helapad.

Dnabiref

Born on the planmet Jupitar, Dnabiref is Fireband's Evil Altar Eggo. Born in Tuscaloosa Alaboma he gradulated at the top of his class from Demon Acadomy and got a cooshie job at ....... BURGAR KING?? Worlds collade fool. So look out for this fisty character when worlds collade in DCTAY or shlud I say YTDAC fool. QUOTE: "WORLDS COLLADE!!! I'll rock em and soak em! When my words collade"

K.D. (Killer Demon)

This is "One Hell Of A Guy"! Chief Frycook at works at Cm's Snaldod, a healthy Saled bar restourant. His fists pack a punge that will kill any puny gorilla... Too bad he cannot stams a change against the "Demon Killer", as KD would die in such a encountor. QUOTE: "When the Goings get touge, I'll smack the oppasition!" (quote copyright Mike adjusted by Jimmy so couright Jimmy actually.)

Cool Pot

This guy is one cool spot... is what i would say were that a truthful statement. mwahaha....

Yucky The Kitty

Ultor's long lost yucky kitty that he named Yucky because he tried eating it and it tasted like absalute Bollocks. it loves hanging out on his chairry, and will never eat it and would rather stare to death.... maybe it will.

Mr. Wight

Big greem stupid hair. Born in Cansas he always wanted to go into the gungle and crap his brians out next to an awesome Demon Killing Gorrila. So that is what he did. then mounents later he was destroy'd by a mistical lever which can do whatever it needs. Thanks to his stupid azz big green March Simpson hair that alloud him to go to the gungle and he destyoyed by the lever. FUN FACT: he was Ultros's's FATHER???

???

This bald guy was a sprite I chose to cover up a REAL. ACTUAL. HUMANE. DEAD. BODY. Thats right. In a shocking moment of DCTAY history, there was a REAL LIFE PHOTO. of a DEAD. BODY. A STIFF. A COLD ONE. WITH OUT A PULTS. This old bald man who looks kind of stupid to be honest sweeped in to save the day by not being a the corps of a real actual guy. Oh, and word to the whys... DO NOT PLAY DONKEY KONG 97. BECAUSE THERE IS A DEAD PERSON ON THAT GAME!!!!

Bill

From the movie Bill and Ted Awsome Adventure. Loves to chill out and eat bugers and fries with his brother Ted. Played by Kenano Reads. He has $6 dollars.

Ted

Bill's best brother EVER. Played by, well, I don't know that guys name, because he wasn't in The Matrisx. Loves to play cards and ALWAYS LOOSES AT HANG MAN. PREIOD.

Link

The hero of Highrule and the star of one of the most famouse........sorry. I cant doo this. We were saving Linl for a VERY SPESIAL COMIC down on our line, but that crappy dumazz kid MASON SPUCKLE who shale not be named RUINID all of our planes into dirt. Now we can no lonfer use Link, becasa it would not have the same "oumf" as it would have if it was not for the STUPID. MASONG. SPACKLE. COMIC. It aint east being the big couzin.

Flagmane

A disckusting little freek who has been splattored to bloody bits and reese's peeses all over the racetarck floor. little dose he know, his death was instead of magus. so just how disgusting is this fellow? well my sources say that he is a crapstation fan, even though he's from a mario game. oh, and yeah, he likes sega games too... thats why his death was muchly deserved and nobody will go to his funeral. BIG WOOD!

DK Heleocoptor

Yep DK has a Hepocoptop too, and this one doesnet look as good because Mike drue it instead of J16BP. To makeup for it, thugh, it has a big red die around its neck. Or should I say Perpeller? It can hold up to 16 pounts of wait.

Bloogmuy

The reincornation of Doogmuy, now in a pityful embarassing avacado shaped body. Dispite his disgust-induicing appearance, fireband took a liking to him and is training him to the dark arts. mwahahaha....

Erthworms Jim

A little floopy worm in the body of a guy with "macheezmo". Jimmy loves this cartoon but I think it sucks booty cheeks because it makes no ham sense. -Mike

Darth Vader

Luke. I am your father. This guy always says that but I think that Luke guy is a lame vegotarian who don't drink no beers and don't smoke no ciggies! Pass the bacon nachos, brotha... And use the he frce.

Empire Palpaltime

Dude I have no idea who this guy is Mike and I watch the movies all the time but wenever boring old guys talking are on screen we just wipp out our paper towel roles and beat eachother with them like pretending their linesaber beams. USE THE FORCE YOU MUST.

The Dj

This guy is from one of the Mugaman games. Cant remember whatch one. But he is famouse for his laserbean eyes and for. yup. Throwing up the craziest toons at the disco party under the disco bale. That's what 248 hours at music shool will do for you dude!