Frequently Asked Questions

Q: I have a funny idea for a DC:TAY comic. Can I send it to you?

A: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! We have got it COVERED!! What dont you people understand about NO COMIC REQUESTS? If you send me a comic I will NOTeven LOOK AT IT. I will NOT respond and I will DELETE YOUR EMAIL.

Q: What about the comics done by people other than Jimmy and Mike? Are those fan submissions?

A: No thats different.

Q: Can I join the DC:TAY staff so I can make comics with you guys?

A: No. End of story.

Q: Can you at least put insert-character-here in a comic? I would love to see them hang out with Fireband!

A: MAKE YOUR OWN SPRITE COMIC!!!

Q: Are you guys going to sell any merch?

A: You're in luck. Check out our merch store!

Q: Why does your gammar seem to be getting worse as time goes on?

A: Me and Mike used to make Uncle J and THanzobelle and some of mikes iother butler type guys spellchek the site but they WONT DO IT ANYMORT! WHY? Because they are fat as f!@#$ lazy peaces of sh!@#$@#$%@%^. Of cours, ex-cluding my Uncle J , who is hard at work doing very awsome stuff basicly all of the time. Besines, my mom says my grammer isnt' bad, and that I just have a spescial way of typing. Mike on the other hang is just plane ol dumb.

ADDITIENAL QUESTOINS

Q: Who would win in a fight Fireband or DK?

A: They are broz and would never fight.

Q: Yeah but what if they did?

A: They wouldnt.

Q: But theoretically?

A: THEY WOULD NEVER FIGHT BECAUSE THEY ARE BEST BROZ. DONT MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF AGAIN ONE MORE TIME OR MIKE WILL HIRE A GUY TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND FART ON THE DOREGNOBE.

Q: Who invented the SMOKE BREAK joke mike or jimmy? I think it was mike

A: jimmy invented SMOKE BREAK and mike invented TIME TO GET OUR DRINK ON wich logicaly then leeds to a SMOKE BREAK. its easy to get confused... if your a blockhead.

Q: Who is "M"?

A: NO COMMENT.

Q: What is the name of the beatiful anime babe with large-size brassiere that appears on the site banner sometimes?

A: I SAID NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OTHER CWEARIES

Q: Is jimmy single?

A: It may surpise you to hear this, but ladeis, it is your lucku day because J.R. Thatchroufe is SINGEL AND READY TO MUNGLE. I enjoy short walks to the libing room to play SNES, and playing SNEs. My favorite game is Demons Crest, and my favorite game is...well, take a gues!!! Please contact me if you have large bresats and love mustard. Thank you baby. I love you baby.

Q: is mike single?

A: who cares

Q: people are dying to know. what is jimmy's faverute flaver of chips!

A: i'm glad you asked. oh yes. im glad you asked.

Q: when will we be getting new editorals about movie rewiews? you should writre one about wayne's world because you love that movie so much.

A: party on jimmy and party on mike. we will review wane's guys soon. i just need to figure out where mikes dad put it up on the high shelf because we watched that moivie 8 times in one day and he was getting sick of me replaying the scene where the guy (named tim if i remember right) speaks in chinese because i want to practice. anywaze we replayed that scene many times (for practice) and mikes dad put the movie on a high shelf i dont know which one. so yeah when we find it your getting a review. get the net.

Q: have you played sly raccon legend of the theveus racconus? fireband is the final boss of it.

A: yeah let me check.... (sees its a crapstation game) hmm... now where did i put it.... *does a wind up motion next to hand* and then my middle finger pops up. you f###cking a-hole.

Q: i printed a DCTAY comic and my printer jamed.

A: HAHA

Q: Why do you like mustard so much. Kecup is clearly the superion condomint.

A: DONT MAKE ME LOUGH. HA HA HA. you are a fool and a littel man if you think that KETCHUP, WHICH IS MANDE OUT OF TOMAMOS BYTHE WAY, is benter than MUSTARD, WHICH IS MAID OUT OF, YUP, MUSTARD. Get beant. Take your ketchud and showe it up your. You know. Monkey

Q: what happens when youdie?

A: youdie lay he hoo!

BONUS ROUNT

Q: Demons crest rocks!

A: tell me something i dont know poignedextor. by the say. yes. it. DOES!!!!!!