SPRING BRAKE ZOO ADVENTURE

So last weekend my family (and mike) went to the National Belmont Wisconsin Amuel F. Hippokiller Zoo (it's the real name of the founder guy btw. i don't know why they would name the zoo that. as far as im concerned they don't kill hippos there. that would be messed up). There was all sorts of animals like lyons and basically tygers and stuff. monkies and umm yeah. elerphants and mike said his favorite animal was. well. just wait for him to say it. As for me it was the GARGOYLE but they didnt even had them even though i asked the employee guy TWICE. But they DID have gorrillas like DK which was cool to see. They looked just exactly as chilled out as DK in the comic (DCTAY) (Demons Crest The After Years) but one of them STUCK HIS FINGER on his BUTT AND THEN SNIFFED. IT. YUCK. I would never do that not even if I was really cururious. It is NOT worth it most likely!

So the first stop was, well, tobe honest, the bathroom cuz I had to GO. Me and mike got the yurinals next to each other and saw who could pee the fastest and I accidentally got some pee on my shorts. Yep. Not too many guys could admit to that but i have NO SHAME unlike mike who swears he only spilled water on himself that time in 4th grade. Sorry pal we all know what happened, even if you did just so happen to be drinking a cup of water at the time. Some things are just too good to be true. Everyone knows it. Just admit to it. I just admitted that I did it and you probably still won't confess because youre scared. Whatever fool.

Hey guys, Mike here. Yeah the gorilla sniffing his butt-finger was lame as hell and disgusting as f****ck... But it was really funny you ahd to be there. There was another cage with tiny monkey-type creatures called Leamurs and let me tell you they were just cool... One of the smallest ones kept climbing up and down this net of leaves really fast like in a circle but upwards because it was on a wall. The zookeper next to us was pankicking saying "Oh my god, he's nervous" or something like that, I wasn't really listening... The Leamur dropped on the floor and stopped moving after a few seconds. Also Jimmy you fat fool I did not p$$ myself in 4th grade. That was WATER. And tell the fans about the time at the mcdonalds playplace when the staff had to evackuate the whole thing? WHy did they do that? explain. Ok?

Stfu mike you literally dont know anything. Back to Jimmy Writing by the way. Then we went into this little hut-like area (also my mom wanted to hold my hands wile going there. Jimmy does NOT hold hands with mom. So I didnt). The area was fish themed and there was a little pattle pool full of stinkrays. The guide guy said they werent stinkrays but just normal ones that dont sting you but i know better than a stupid fatazz who just stands there all day and tells kids off for trying to grab the stinkrays. So i tried to grab a stinkray and it started freaking the f$$$ out but I didnt give an eff. The fatazz tried to stop me but I moved away from the pool... Mike was all like "dude what are you doing" but I didnt really have an answer to that question so i didnt do that. I put the stinkray back anyways, and it felt fine, just swimming a bit weird, but fine. So whatever.

Artist's (JIMMY'S) renderdition (BY JIMMY)

By the way we kept passing by this gift-shop-like zone and I kept eye-ing this awesome loking radio-controlled DRAGON. I dont know why a dragon toy was being sold at the zoo gift shop next to like, stuffed animals of tazmanian devils and stuff. But Mike and I were drooling staring at the dragon even though it was 40. Hole. dollars. so we didnt buy it because we already have a remote controlled helacopter at home... and by we I mean Mike. That guy is effing loaded I tell you what lol.

Mike time: Jimmy totally crapped himself in the mcdonaI DIOD NOT DO THATlds playplace. Yes you did stop typing over F*** YO MIKE my stop it Jimmy F*** OFF we are literally talkig about the zoo shut up about me and the play palace IM USING THE KEYBOARD YOU FOOL STOP SLAPPING ME. YOU Sget slapped idiotHORT PIECE OF CR$P.IM TALL!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE KNOWS IM TALL@@@@@@!@!!!!! you garden gnome piece of doggy crap. WATCH YOUR NEXT WEORDS CHARFULLY, MICHAEL VALENTINE. Jimmy crapped himself in the mcdondNO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOqqqq!!!!!! IT ISNT TRUE@!@!@!!!alds playplace and HES LYINGit smelled so bad a girl got so sick and vomiteMIKE WANTED MY HAPPY MEAL TOY AND MADE UP MEAN STUFF ABOUT ME!!!!d everywher4e they had to take her to the hospitel to have hCUZ I GOT A COOL JUMPING MARIO AND HE GOT A STUPID @$$ GOOMBERer kidney removed. THAT IS LITERLLy NOT WHAT HAPPENED THATS NOT POSSABLE

mike's stupid drawing of cr@p that didnt happen

And that's all from our DC:TAY Zoo Adventure! Toon in next time for the time we will go to the adventure park with the ziplines because I really want to go there and thanks to the people who donated to the arthur money crowdfunger now i have enough money to go there lol. PEACE