Yoshi's Island: Love it or hate it?


So, this game is kinda cool but kinda lame. Like Yoshi. Yoshi is a dinosaur that eats anything in his path, but he's also all cute and wears shoes and stuff. Mario is a baby in this one and dosent really do anything unless you get a star. all he does is CRY ALL THE TIME which sucks obviously. I don't know why Yoshi gets his own game and Roy Koopa doesn't everyone knows Roy Koopa is a total bro and could beat the crap out of Yoshi and baby Mario and baby whoever else. But instead, he gets shoved off in a corner to just get fireballed to death by Mario every time. What a joke. Nintendo, IT'S YOUR MOVE. Make Roy Koppa Adventures instead of Princess Peach's Fruity Fart Fest or whatever. Back to Yoshi. There's cool 3D in this game because of Super FX but they only do it twice so you're like, why bother? It could have been another Star Fox. Imagine Yoshi flying through space and blowing up baddies. Totally cool. Instead he plays baby bodyguard and throws eggs all over. But that's kind of fun. You can go either way with it. I give this game like 5 out of ten. You either like it or you don't.

-Jimmy Thatchroufe