DCTAY 1 YEAR ANNIVERSANY: YEAR IN REVEW

Hello mortules. Today marcs one year of DCTAY websine going onlone. Let me give you the historues of Demons Crest The After Years and talk aboude our first year on the web as a pueblished comic by Jimmy Thatchroute. Mike addendum: AND by Mike!

Mike came up with the idea......NOT!!! he waneted to make a comic about some literolly stupid as f@#% RPG that NOPEBODY EVEN PLAYED. It was called Lampis Latooly Land. And I didnt give twice hoots about this game man. So I sade lets make it about demons crest. And mike said "uhhhh im stupid you can make your own comic about demons crest" and so I did. And after a while Mike said he wanted to make them to. Oh how the mitty have fallin'! But I mustard mitt he has become integal to the comic. Almost as integal as my Uncle J who made the site for us. Thanks Uncle J YOU DA SLAM MAN!! SLAMMIN LIKE A REAL MAN!! ON DA WEB!!!!

Mike here. Jimmy got me to make a comic as a test to chuck up my righting prowless. And lest just say that he was quiet umpressed. Because I maniged to come up with the now iconic and legendary fireband & DK clutchphrase: "TIME TO GET SOME DRINK ON!!!!!" that appeares in my first comic: "Here Today, Beer Tomorrow". Its a classic, ok? I am still quiet peeved about the fact that Jimmy got F@##@cking John Romore's son Joe Jack to do a comic before me. A comic that sucks ballz3d, and has steched text, and is hard to read, and has so many spelling mistaiks, in it... So.... Yeah.

Ok back to Jimmy. Thats enouf for the histoty lesson. Lets talk about the first yuar of the comic and show of some of the best moments shalt we. We posted over 200 comics this last year and almots as many editorials covering subejects like driving a boat and driving a car and mario enemies like the Goombar and the Twomp and Kimmick The Magic Koopa.

And who can forget Jimmy's Hallowen Mishap... well we didnt talk about it.... But jimmy well.. lets just say he Did something to his halloween ghost costume... Let me spill it out.... He S-O-I-L-L-E-L-E-D it..... But you didnt hear it from me. JIMMY AMMENDUM: I SPILLED YELLWO LEMONAIDES ON IT!!!!! AND I SAT ON A CHOCHLATE BAR!!!!!! AND I FARTED THATS WHY IT SMELLELED!!! MIKE IS TRYING TO SLAUNDER ME!!!! ITS NOT TREU!!!!! Mike Addendum: My halloweelen costume was of Ricketer Bellmond... Not a stuppid azz pooped and pizzed betsheet ghost. JIMMY ATTENDUM: i wanted to go as a rarewolf but i cloudent find a good enough mask and I DONT HAVE SIXTY-FIVE AND TWO QARTERS BILLION DOLLARS TO BUY WHATELVER I WANT ON EBOY. So i had to be a bendsheet ghost. SORRY IM NOT A WILTHY YOUNG MAN LIKE YOU.

And here are some spencial statustics for the big numper nerds.

THE MOST CLICKED-ON EDOTORIAL OF THE YEAR: "HOME ALONe REVIEW" with more than 57,991,229,399,482,996,699,696,996,969,999 click.

THE LEAST CLICKED-ON EDOTORIAL OF THE YEAR: "Mike's Crapstaion rant" with 19 clucks.

And now: THE DCTAY Awars. The "most" comix of certain cacagories... Decied by you the fans!

THE MOST "LIKED" COMIC:

THE MOST "DIGGED" COMIC:

THE MOST "CONTAVERSERIAL" COMIC:

COMIC WITH MOST LITERS OF BLOOT:

COMIC WITH THE MOST BODATIOUS FEMALES (2 femails):

COMIC WITH THE MOST AMAZING SPECIEL EFFEX:

MOST REALISTICK COMIC:

COMIC WE RETURN TO THE MOST:

THE COMIC THAT STARTED IT ALL:

COMIC MY MOM WANDED ME TO DELEAT:

THE CMOIC WHERE RAFAEL THE CROW BLOX THE DAMM TRAFFIC:

COMIC I DONT UNTERSTAND AT ALL:

COMIC THAT COST THE MOST TO PREDUCE:

COMIC I KINDA HATE:

MOST "DIGGED" CLUTCHPHRASE:

CM;OC THAT SCARES ME A BIT IN A WAY THAT FEELZ GOOD:

COMIC THAT MAKES ME HUNGREY:

THIS COMIC SUX BUTTOX:

COMIC WITH THE MOST STUNNING DAYBUE:

COMIC THAT ISNT ON THA SITE:

MOST BORING COMIC:

MOST EXITING COMIC:

and finnally...

BEST COMIC OF THE YER!!!!!

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