Jimmy and Mike's Awesome Boat Adventure

COLOR KEY FOR EASY READING:
Jimmy = Light red
Mike = Chartruce

Hey fools. Jimbo T. Roufe here. Just kid ding. It's Jimmy Thatchroufe. Site owner, DCTAY. So basically yeah Mike and me and Mike went on a kind of kick-arse (not a bad word) adventure on the yaught in the lake in his center middle yard which is up the stairs from the Dale Earnheart museum that I think I saw one time next to the lumber yard but I could never find the door to it again. Before we set off I had his buttler make us two root bear floats each but I didn't tell Mike about it and I ate all five of them. Jackpot! I also made sure we had our fishting rods so that we could catch some sharks and stuff. I wanted to catch my favorite fish, hamerhead shark, but well, you will see what happened with that whole deal with the hamerhead shark.

Mike here tuning in to write my own thougts on the matter. So we snuck out the back yard door (as always jimmy is getting vonfused about the layout of my house. it is a BACK YARD. not whatever the hell he is talking about. alwyways.) and jimmy covered his eyes with one hand and started going "enny menny monny mo" while counting the various yots we have in the lake (yes we have an artifitial lake in the back of our house, with rare and elusive fish in it. and various yots. it's awesome.) So when jimmy was finished counting with the "ketchup tiger by his toe" song, he picked a yot (the S.S. Cauliflower) and i went back in the house and got the keys for the S.S. caluflower and we hopped on and I turned it on and we started sailing the seven seas..... yar har har!!!!!

Yare hare hare indeed, dear Mikeylanjello! I was so ready to fish that I got to exited and when I swung my fishting rod out I accidently let go and threw it into the lake. But it was okay because Mike brought his that I could use right? WRONG. He DIDNT'. BRING. HIS. FISHTING. ROD. and who had to pay the price? ME. JIMMY THATCHROUFE. SITE OWNER. DCTAY. I thought about jumping off the boat and swimming around like the title gargoyle from Demon Crest but then I remembered that there was hamerhead sharks in there and I, unlike Fish Fireband, ca'nt shoot torpitos out of my mouth. It was really a kinda booty situation to be in because I couldnt go fishting and I couldnt' play Demons Crest in real life or on the SNES. Come to find out, THER IS A TV ON THE YAUGHT IN THE BASEMENT. AND MIKE DIDNT TELL ME SO I DIDNT BRING THE SNES AND DEMONS CREST. I was so cheesed off that I kind of lost my wheel to live for a bit.

Mike here bossing it up. After a while i was in the lower deck playing minish cap on my gameboy (the one with the badazz tribal tatto) while eating some delightful snacks (my favorite candy mike pue ike) and after doing so for a few hours without hearing from himmy i headed upstais to see what he was up to and he was lying on the floor on the tip of the yot, wings spread wide (like some sort of angel or startfish), just staring into the sky. i was afraid that he had gotten a sunburn on his face or was dieing of heatstroke so i ran up to him and poured i think eighteen gallons on water on his head after witch he said "dude don't waterbored me" but i dont know what that meant so i started pouring more water on him to make sure he wasnt getting headstroked.

MIKE. YOU ARE FAT AND YOUR BRAIN IS TWISTED INTO MANY STUPID NOTS. The truth is, my dier reiders, is that i had simply gotten stunged by a nefarious and evil bluebottle jellyfish. it had wrapped its nasty tentocles around my leg, and i bearly escaped from its evil clutshes with my life in vain. i was basically left for dead. and in the meantime alat fat fool was doing was just playing "MINISH CRAP" on his stupid crapboy advance. give me that keyboard fool. theres no evil killer jelliefishes in my dads lake SHUT UP YOU FOOL. I AM USING THE KEYPORT. its my keboard dumb butt idiot. you probably were laying there because you crapped your swimp trunks which BY THE WAY? you didn't nead because we werenSHUT UP.'t swimming. we were on a yot. YOUR STUPID FAT BUTLER WITH THE BALT SPOT AND THE PENCIL MUSTACH MADE ME SEVEN ROOT BEAR FLOATS FOR ME AND NONE FOR YOU AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE WILL NEVER DO THEM FOR YOU EVER AGAIN AND IF HE DOES THEY WILL BE POISONED WITH ISNTANT KILL POISON. first off) his name is Thanzibelle. (LITERALLY STUPID NAME OK) Seond up) if he poisons me I am allowed to shoot his brain off. (YOU ARE TOO WEAK TO DO THAT) My dad told me.

Anyway. After Jimmy was done with his crap attack where he pooped all down his legs (JIMMY FUN FACT: THIS DID NOT HAPPEN) I decided we could do an awesome action movie stunt. This was my second time driving the boat myself so I decided to do something really cool. I positoined the yot where it was facing another yot that was parked and I got in really close. The people on the boat like the chefs and the crew guys in the sailor suits who stand there all day in case someone goes on one of the yots were freaking out and probably also having crap attacks (JIMMY FUN FACT: THEY DID HAVE CRAP ATTACKS AND IT SMELLED SO BAD) but I knew what I was doing. I lined it all up just write and got a running start and yelled "COME ON JIMMY!!!" and I jumped from the tip of the S.S. Cauliflower to the tip of the S.S. Aquamarine and pretended in my head that the Cauliflower got bloan up by terra wrists. Of course it didn't blow up because if it did my dad would freak out even though he has like seventeen more or something. But anyway I realized that I had no idea where Jimmy was. I morened over losing him to the terra wrists but then I realized I actually had to figure out where he was for real. After searching for six whole minutes and 39 whole seconds I gave up. Jimmy, would you care to in lighten the readers as to what you were doing?

Jimmy time. Ignore everything mike said because he is clearly under the influents of alcahol. it was lunch time and the kitchen onboard the yaurt only had fancy rich people food like sea urkins and salmon and kavial eggs and crawsants. so i was like.... "F$$/% THIS." and i grabbed an awesome looking huge stake nife from the kitchen drawer, tied a rope around my waste and dived under the yought where it was all covered in barnicles. and you know what they say about barnicles... the broof is in the putting. (Mike note: Jimmy dude what does this even mean) i started scraping them off and eating them and mike was missing out (he was probably in one of the massaje chairs on the upper deck i think) so more for me i guess. i must have been there for what have felt like six or seven hours. it was an all you can eat boofay and i was the king of it. Oh. Yes.

I started pulling myself up by the rope towards the yurt but i mustva been too fat and stupid and bloated from the barnicles (fatazz lol) because i coudnt muster up the courage to pull myself up. When I realized. We were currently in dangerous waters infected by hamerhead sharks territory. Hamerhead sharks are a type of shark that can smell you fro 800 miles distance and can swim 800 miles per hour when it reaches peak angry. it has the force to bite through solid stainless steel and has the hunger to eat 800 jimmy's. i was in deep sh&&& up to my neck you see. i had to think of something fast. so i started sweighing the rope to perform a sort of pendulum motion trying to get back up to the deck instead of having to pull mysefl up.... i know DK swings from vines in DCK but i was trying to do something similar but it just wasnt working. just when i had resigned my wheel to live and i started going towards the light, my friend mike pulled me up by the skin of my teeth and saved me from the sharks. so it was a happily ever after after all.

I actually pullled him up by his arm and teeth don't have skin fool. (THEN WHAT ARE THEY COVERED IN?) Also there were no hammer heed sharks in the lake. (YES THERE WERE) Also why didn't you get your fishingrod while you were in the lake. (I DONT KNOW) Also why. the. crap. did you eat barnackles. (I WAS HUNGRY) and also It was probably more like 6 or 7 MINUTES. (HOURS) Crazy fatazz b@#$!@#. (LOL) Care to anser my questoins? (ALREADY DID) I'm waiting, Jimjim,. (I SAID I ALREADY DID) Also you didn't even read what I just wrote about what I was doing. (YUP I DONT CARE) I was doing an awesome actoin movie stunt that I wanted you to do with me and you were too busy under the boat eating barnackles, whuich by the way are probably poison UNLIKE THANZIBELLE's ICE CREAM, THANK YOU? (THIS SENTENCE WAS TOO LONG I DIDNT READ IT) This is why you are such a child to me. (IM 2 WEEKS OLDER THAN YOU)

He typed that all in AFTER I wrote the perrigraph and acted like I was being inpacient. This is exactly how he writes DCTAY comics too. But he's my bro and we will probably hang out on the yot again tomorrow because lets' face it, the yot is awesome and it's cool to be on there. (FACTS TRUER NEVER SPITTEN.) Espescally when it rains.(BECAUSE YOU GET TO CHACH THE RAINTROPS IN YOUR MOUTH) And also because it's like the start of Metal Solid 2 (STUPID CRAPSTATION GAME. IGNORED) which I watched my brother play but I didn't play it. (OK GOOD I ALNMOST GOT WORRIED. YOUR BROTHER IS A FAT DUNCE.) I know you don't mean that Jimmy my bro is awesome and you know it because you met him before. (YUP HES AWESOME ALSO HES NOT FAT) Had you not layed down your sword I would have had to do soemthing about it. Good choise.

Any ways we are getting off tropic. That's basically the end of the yot story from the other day. Me and jimmy had fun in different ways and hopefully jimmy does not get extremely sick from eating 1000000 gross dirty barnackles from under my dad's cool boat which by the way, has electricity outlets so I could charge my GBA. Any lost words Jimmy?

YOT STORY backwards = best movie ever. PEACE OUT.