So this weekend I went with my family (and Mike) to the Belmont wisconsin weekend Weetpicker fair (organized by Markus Weetpicker) and I just felt like keeping you guys updated on what sorts of cool crap im always getting up to. So the day started off strong with Mike and I getting into my dads car so we could go to the fair, Mike called shotgun on the front seat but I ended up getting front seat because I always get front seat.

So then we arrived at the fair and well finding parking waz a little hard because there was a smart car parked in a spot that looked empty... but then we found an empty spot so it wasn't all that bad in the end. Then we arrived at the fair and started visiting all the different displays, and while I hoped there would maybe be a display of SNES games (like a reseller or something...) there wasn't one, but hey what can you expect. First display we visited had sausage sanquiches and I really wanted one but my dad and Mike said "No let's see what other food is here beforewe get one" and... pfft.. stay tuned for the outcome on THAT.

There was this guy that had a bunch of fancy looking dogs on a table and you could go up to him and ask to pet the dog or see documents that tell you what kinda dog it was and what kind of injections and medicines it got but I didnt really care about that. Also the dog was small and fluffy and I don't really care about dogs that look like that. I don't think it was a chawawa but maybe it was a Scotty dog. WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!! Then we got to meet Mr. Weetpicker but only my dad cares about that crap. We were also supposed to meet uncle J here but he got lost on the way, one of his tires blew up, his car ran out of gas and his engine gave out. Talk about bad luck bro!

Then we saw a pen with donky's in it and one took the biggest crap ever on the floor and started walking weird and then vomited and had to be taken away. I laughed SO hard and Mike also laughed so hard!!!!!! IT WAS FLIPPIN GROSS BUT YOU HAD TO BE THERE!!!!!!!!!

Artist's rendicion ©Jimmy Thatchroufe

The high light of the day has to be the three legged Kreme of the crop race that Mike and I particapated in. Basically it was a three legged race but you also have to grab some veggies at the end of a racetrack and then bring them back to the start, and you got a sticker for particapating. We ended up winning 3rd price and I asked the organizer if he had an award image that we could put up on our website. He said no. Then he scratched his head a bit like a cartoon charackter and then said "Ok well maybe we do." and I ended up giving him my e-mail so he could send me the logo of the Markus Weetpicker company, which he did, so now we can display that prize on our site. AWESOME!!! By the way, the prize was a DVD of a movie called Waterword but I let Mike keep that because it looked lame as hell.

And then get this, heres the cherry on top: we ended up eating sausage sandiwiches at the first place we found that I wanted to eat at. WELL, WHADDYA KNOW!!!!!!! That's what you get for not listening to Jimmy Thatchroufe. Then we went back home and I asked Mike if he wanted to come hang at my crib and play some Bonk but he said he was busy. PEACE AND LOVE.... AND DOOM!!!!!

-Jimmy Thatchroufe

ADDANDUM: Hey guys Mike here tuning in. I wasn't even busy at all!!! Jimmy said he wanted to play Bonk and I told him "dude that's a single player game I don't just wanna wach you play while i do nothing" and he was like "Yeah well then go home and play something by yourself dude" and so I said "THEN I'LL DO THAT." So that's how things went down. -Mike