IN DEFENTS OF DEMONS CREST

i resently saw a youtube video by the game reviewer "THE ROMAN CATHOLIC OCTOROK" about demons crest. you know. the best gane ever mane. And what did do? HE SH$#&$ ALL OVER IT!!!! ALL DAMN OVER IT!!! i am annice guy. but i have my lomits. Roman Catholoic Octorok had all the bad games in the world to make fun of. just look at the Bisexual Video Game Nerd (BVGN) and all of his videos to watch go check watch his videosm. he ONLY HAS GOOD OPONIONS AND ONLY MAKES FUN OF BAD GAMES. BUT YOU, ROMON CALTHOLIC BUTT-TOROK, NO, YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF DEMONS. G@D. D@MN. CRUST. go f@$#$ yourself.

Lets odress the compaints shall we. One. TRCO says that Demons crest is not as good as Megaman X. I channege you, TRCO, name one dark hell demon gargogle from Megaman X. Im' waiting. And Mike is waiting too. Don't waist both of our times. TRCO's next b!tchy moan is that he keapt getting lost. HELLO. EVER HERD OF A NAP??? i also like to flie around for hours and hours in that butiful mode 7 lantscape. but i can always find my way by using a map. Ninteno Power printed maps but there is also ones on line. its easy.

Complaind numer 2 well. I stopped watching the videdo because it was "that time of the minth" where i have to make JIMMY SALAD made of grass and dirts from the buckyard and spinkle it with the micro machines i berried back there when I was three or three years old. and then i have to do one of tow things. 1. i have to eat it all in one siting, because a glowing boy needs all his nutriants and vital mens and theres nothing better for a guy to eat down his neck and bow tie regioin than grass and metal toys cars. The grass keeps your body and mint sharp as a tick and the toys mucros machines car makes your gets your motor running!! the dirt is just for flavores.

A jimmy salad is best wushed down with a thick milkshack with a cheary on top. Fun face. did you know that if you swallow just as much of one little pigment of one cheary pep that it contauns enough deadly venom to kill 200 monster tuck sized africa elephunts?? It's true. One time i was at the zoo and i threw a charrey pep into the elepant exhibot and waited to see what would heappen but then i learned on the rail too far and i fell into the enclosare and i landed next to the charry pep and i ate it i dont know why. but i was ok becuz maybe cherty peps arent a lethal chememal wepon after all. word to yo mama!!!!! did you kow? the elepount evolved from the willy mammouth so thats why the zoo guys had to shoot all the elphats with a sleep gun so they wouldent step on me and turn me into a jimmysicle. with extra pickel. arn DONT FORGET THE MUSTARD!! SMOKE BREAK!!

MORTAL OF THE STORY: DONT FORGET THE MUSTARD!!!! SMOKE BREAK!!!

"when the came for supperman 64 i didnt say anything cuz i dont play that game. cuz who gives a flying fluip about n64. snes is just plane better. but then they game for demons crest. and i was mad as f@$#$# cuz you didnt even give the game a chants. you didnt even give it a chants." -big jim (me)