7 DOWNWRITE CRAZY TITTLES YOU NEVER HERD OF

Hey guys so today in this editorial well be checking out some titles of snes games that, for some g@##@#ddamn reeson, were chainged in japanese for release in the land of the great big sun. for some f@#@cking reeson, some game's names were changed when released there. in the land of the big azz f@##@ckign sun. so lets check out some of those.

1) PUZLE BOBLE -> SUPER B@ST@RD MOVE

so this maybe confusing a bit. the famouse spinning off title of buble boble thats all about shooting bubles, and IS NOT A PUZZLE. right. so in japan they relaised, oh this isnt a puzzle at all. its about moving bubles. so they changed the title to super b#@#@stard move. i dont know how they got away to this. maybe laws are difforent over in the land of the big rising son. i don tknow how they got away to this.

2) EARTHBOUNDS -> MOTHER

mother what? motherf@#@#@#@#cking??? maybe thats why. this is a boring azz rpg game all about fighiting motherf@#@##@cking aleins. which yeah this sounds good on paper. STAY AWAY!!!!! THERES SO MUCH TEXT!!!!!!!!

3) DEMONS CREST -> DEMONS BLASER

now this i just dont understand. a crest is something cool like a badazz artefact that fireband can use to turn into difforent forms. what is a blaser? my mom wears a f@#@#cking blaser when going to curch on sondays. maybe thats why they used this word in the land of the great big at sun. maybe thats why. for my mom to go to church on sunday, you stupid f#@#@#ck.

4) SUPER MARIO 2 -> SUPER MARIO 2 THE LOST LEVEL

now who even lost the levels? one of the nintendo umployees, acording to a rumor, some of my sorces say his name was Sataru Iwaita. so my sorces say that he had all the files for super mario 2 and he lost them. so he had to put a game out in japan called super mario lost levels insted. because he couldent find them anymore. WHAT A WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

5) FINAL FATASY 3 -> FINAL FATASY 6

so may be this was a marketing tatic for selling this boring azz game because 6 is more than 3. and mabey that makes it seem like a worthwile game. guess what: ITS MORE BORING TEXT!!!!!!!

6) BALLZ3d -> 3 JIGEN GAGUTO BALLS

well i dont know about thisone. maybe thats just how you spel ballz3 in japanese so i dont balme them for this one. im not racist so i dont care if they translate. BUT I CARE IF THEY CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING STUPID..... LIKE.....

7) DONKEY KONG CONTRY -> SUPPER DONKEY KONG

bro. dk lives in a jungle country where he fights wasps and corcodiles. ONE THING HE CLEERLY DOES NOT DO. IS EAT. BOLLOCKING. SUPPER!!!!!!!!!

thats it. seeing my man DK get ruined like this pizzed me off. I dont even want to finish the list with the other games. PEASE OUT!!!!!!!

-Jimmy Thatchroufe

MIKE ADENDUM: Actuelly jimmy, im gona have to correct you on thisone, sorry. Puzle Boble was the name in japan and it was named Buster-Move in the USA here. Not B##@#stard Move. But jimmy dosent have that game so I dont even know how he got confused. EXPLANATON: See, we caled it puzle boble here because you dont "Bust" anything in the game per-say. So you just puzle out combinatoins of bubles. you dont move anything. so thats why.