Coolest Tatto I Ever Saw

Hey guys its me Jimmy von Thatchula for my Hallowean special. Today I saw a tatto so f!@#$ cool that I had to come strite home and write a new DCTRAY SPECIAL EDDY about it. becusue it was so f!@#!@ awseome man.

So i was at Mikes house chilling by one of the pouls WITHOUT ANY SUNSCREAM in one of the chairs by the pook without any sunscream and one of the pool cleaner guys was clening the pooo....NO DU!!!!! and i notiched he had tattos on hus knucels. and I said "hey man show me your tattos man on your knucels bro" and he did and this is what it was.

STAR WARD. dude. alrady cool. I love star was man. Dark Vater. Obywunka Nobey. and of corse. LIFE SAVER FIGHTS!!! but then. He dose a rotacion of his knucels.

STAR TREJ. i never seen it. but I know its about CAPTIAN CORK flying thru the glaxy fighting alienz. LIKE DEMONS CREST?? my intrest is peeked. but then he rotakes his knucels one more lats finel time.

STAR FISH. this just blode my f!@#$ mint. he kleans out pools for a-living. His tatto says star fish. And did you kow that if you slice a star fish into little reeces peeces the star fish f!@#!@ dies immetiately. COOL!

I told the guy his knucel tatto is f!@# HEVVY METAL ROCKIN ROLE and he sade thanks and I sade can i put it on my site and he said ok but dont purt my name which i think was Dental Floss so i wont put that. cuz his name suxx. cuz his name is Dental Floss.

and thaks the coolest tatto I ever saw. eccept for the GIGANT FLAMING SKULLE WITH DEMON DEVIL WINKS. that one was F!@#!@# COOL!!!!! but i cant draw it so yeah NO EDDY FOR FLAMMING HELL SKLUL!!! DENIED!!!!!

MORAL OF THE TATTO: PUT ON SUNSCREAM!!!!! MY BACK AND MY FRONT AND MY SITES ARE ALL F!@#!# BURT TO A RED CRIPSTY COOKY CRINSP!!!! NOT YUMYUM!!!! happy halloweet fool.

-jimmy