jurny of a lowly goomba

hello guys jimmy thatchroufe here and today is a very special day because we are doign yet another editorial about the awesome wonderful level desinge skills that nintendo demostrates time and time again on the SNES. that's right. today were going back to basics and checking outt the silence genious of the first level of the mario game on NES. so tuck in your seatbelce and get ready for a blast. to. the past!

the first mario NES level starts with a lowly goomba prancing along towards mario towards his inevitable death. that's right. his inevitable death.

to strap in your steabelce and tuck in your overalls and jump on that goomba. that's right. shiguru miyamoto just toight you how to commit murder in a videogame.

now you are desensible to taking the life of disgusting freaks: that's right: because they goombas look horrible. so tuck in your overalls and boot up you NES because mario is definitely: learning made fun.

from the desk of james T-dawg. reseach by Mike