Caring For Your SNES

So you are a poud owner of the greatest most advansed super conputer SGI enganced super 16 bit CORE PROCESSOR GPU CPU read only memories powerful gaming most powerful gaming, the SNES. This is your guido on how to properly maintang your hardwares and keep it runneng and healthy for years of deckades to come and go.

TIP NUMNER 1: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDEN!

Little prying hands will make shork work of your snes if you leave it to where in a place where kids can just pick it up and bite on it and rip it in hafe and throw it on the ground and struight up poop there daypers on it. The best plac for your Snes is on top of a tall tall tall tall... taller ... TALLER fool ... as talle as possingble shelf or tower or stack of dvd box cases, or on top of the TV but then the contoller cables will doop down in front of the screen and you cant. see.

2. DONT JUGAL YOUR GAMES.

It might be hard to recist the temptatation, but do not jugal your games like sercus jugal clown balls. Cuz if you drop one it will cack like an egg. Especially if you dop it out a window. SHOUT OUT TO SAMEW LELL JACKSON AKA MAICE WINDOW FROM STAR WARS. Rumur has it he still owns the wallet from Plop Fiction that says BAD LITTLE BOY on it. And he never drops his snes carteges. unless he wants to. Cuz hes a bad littleboy.

DONT BUY NEW GAMES: BORROW THEM FROM MIKE:

mike has virtually evey snes game. and speaking of virtually: he has every virtutal boy game too. and the virutal boy is. AWESOME. Seriously. Play TERELLOBOX and tell me it isnt the sickest sh!$# ever. Its like Mike Dyson Pinchout but in 3D and erveryone knows 3D is like mode 7 version 2.0 so yeah. Play virtual boy whenever possibo. But if you feel lightheated or dizzy STOP PLAYING FOOL!!!!! The virtuous boy is known to kill 1 in 5 peoples who play it......

DONT BLOW ON YOUR GAMES WHEN THEY DONT START

this is bad for them. Instead use alchol. Get yourself a beer or maybe redwine or what ever your parents have in the pantery. Pour some on a cue tip and then rub your tip all over the game caridge. Pore some of the beverag on the game for good measurement. BUT DO NOT DRINK IT IF YOU ARE UNDER 31. This is agenst the lah. Dont say i didnt warm you.

NUMBERT ONE MOST IMPORTAINT TIP TO STOP THE SNES FROM BRAKING: When you are done playing the game TAKE THE GAME OUT OF THE CONDOLE.

If you do not take it out the code data from the game concole and the code data from the game carteche will flow into eachuther and mix together and make a big corroupted puddle of video games soup and it will break everything will break. AND THERE IS NO "UN-DO" BOTTON. The faith of your Snes is forever in paril. May fireband have merci on your soil. Poor f$#%.

you are now reasy to play SNES and safetly enjoy all 16 bites!

-JIMPY