TOP TEN most STUPID thing MIKES FAMILY wausted money on

Now everyone knows two things about mike. (1) He's fingernails are long on his write hand and short on his right hand and (2) He's FAMILY. IS. LOADED. They have dillers out the wazooigi.

Now everyone knows two things about rich people who got dillers out the wazooigi. THEY SPEND THEM TO BUY. the most. upter. rideculuse. BULL-SH33T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So here's the most STOP 10 most ridilicous BULL-SH33T that mike's dad and rest of family spend theyr stupid (HARD ERNED... NOT!) money on.

TOP 1: MI FLOWERS. This ones a dousey. Mikes dads friend Livvy "Gigg" Faffins is a bitanist who makes flowers in shapes if you pay her. SO mikes dad payed her to make flowers in the shape of M. and then payed her to make flowers in the shape of I.... see where this is going?? BUT THEN mikes dad and mikes mom had a huge fight about writing MIKE or MICHAEL with the flowers. oh mike is cheaper. oh michael is more accerete to his ID card. AND THEY NEVER AGREAD. so now they have a garden full of MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI. i call it the beeker garden.

TOP 2: FIRE WORK. a firework. that you can light up and it never stops doing it. so i attached it to fido dido (pastor boollshitt's dog) (not a bad word just his name) fido dido's tail and lit it and it zoomed in the sky and never seen it again. NEXT.

TOP 3: MIKE'S DNA SEQUANSE ON A STATUE. It looks like d@mn seagrapes fool. But its made of sh1tty-azz marble. Makes me hungry for diving for seagrapes and scallops. fool

TOP 4: AQARIUM IN THE FLOOR. this is actuelly kind of cool. You can look down and see jellyfishes "swimming with the fishes". YEAH NOT!!! IT'S JUST JELLYFISHES!!!!!! GET THE NET AND CACH THEM AND PUT THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE MIKEY!!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!

TOP 5: MICKEY ROOM. Mike says its not real and only ive seen it. But evry time I visit mike and his house, i go in the mickey room, and mike never follows me inside. but ive been to the mickey room. oh yes. ive been to the mickey room.

TOP 6: MECANICAL FLAPS. Nuff said.

I forget what else.

Jimmy Thatchroufe bye