My First Car

Hey guys today I'm gonna be talking about a major mild stone in my life because I just got my first car. Check it out bellow.

Yep. It's a red Fararey. It goes up to 700 miles for hour and it can carry 600 tons of cargos. When you rev up on the gas petal it makes the loudest vrooming sound ever. It's so loud that it makes the world stop turning it feels like. When I'm inside this car it makes my legs feel like gello when the engine comes on. Going down the highway at 700 miles for hour is. AWESOME. The inside parts like the speed limit wheel and the miles number all glow in the dark like a remote control when you push the light button or a rist watch when you push the light button. And it has real lever seats. Some cars only have 3 wheel but this bad boy puppie has 4 which really makes it the king of my roads and when it speeds up it REALLY speeds up. I mean way up. Wer'e talking 700 miles for hour.

My favorite adventure I have gone on in this car is when I went to the Mcdinalds drive though (and don't forget the mustard( to get a big special mack burger (with mustard( and when I got to the window they were being robbed by somebody with a gun and a hocky mask and a sword and a gun. The lady at the counter who was beautiful and had a large breast by the way looked at me in the car and said HELP ME JIMMY so I knew what I had to do. I drove the car through the window and SLAMMARED into the evil bugler and pressed the button on the car that opens the front mouth and it ate him in two gorey bites. This car paids for its self. Luckyly Mike was in the second seat and got the whole thing on camera so I can put it on the Youtube and put it here on this page.

So yeah besides driving at 700 miles for hour and eating people this car really has it all. Thanks for reading and I'll drive you in the next editorial fool.

-Jimmy Thatchroufe

Mike here. Sign... where do I start. First off this is NOT Jimmy's car. He does NOT even have a car and he cant even drive. This is one of my DADS cars that Jimmy is so obsessed with that sometimes when he stays over at mine he sneeks off to the garage at night and sleeps in the driver seat of this car. Also it isnt even a Ferari but it's an italian Corvetti and, Jimmy would lose his head if he knew this, but my dad bought this car because it was his favorite in Grand Turosmo 2 which, yes, is a Playtation game, but I cant say anything about it necause my dad likes it and he has a car from it. Also as for the story about the Mcdonalds I have absolitely no idea what he's talking about. I think he had a dream and he is too stupied to realize none of that makes sense. Iether that or he is actually insane. But every body makes mistakes I guess. Sorry you had to read all that dumb nonsence.