Internatonal yogurt Festival Adventure!!!

hey guys. yeterday mike and me drove (or tectically got droven) an hour out to Midelstone to attent the most buetiful event of my years.THE INGERNATIONDAL yogurt FESTIVAL. Thats right lodies and gendlegargolyes. The yogurt Festival. Thye hold it in Middletown WI every. damn. year. And I always beg my mom to take me and my oh soh gothic and emo freind, one Mister Micheal Valentime, Because he kind of goes with me everywhete like a cruzzty azz dried up doodoo dinklebarry stuck to the little hares on my left butt check which I literally didn't ever see until it was on there for probably 3 whoel days by the way. (MIKE CHEK: true) I was only 12 by the waze so cut me some slaps. (MIKE CHEF: nope it was 2 weeks ago) So letz get started and DONT FORGET THE yogurt SUCKA!!!!!

so literally as soon as i crosed the entrace barri-way of the festival, my nostriols were assalted by the delightful wiff of yogurt. and yes. you guest it. there was a guy in a yogurt costiume saying hello to the visiters so of couse i had to give him a big jimmy-style hug and if im being honest i also gave him a big jimmy-style lick and if im being honest he did not taste like yogurt at all, but tasted more like the lint from mike's washing machine's lint's drawer.

and then guest who was there. the duchest of yogurt. that's right. the duchest of yogurt. but we cant talk about all of these wachy yogurt-style maschots. or else we wont have time to talk about... 3.... 2... THE yogurt.

there was a taint where you could go inside it was like an native american's teepee type taint. well you went inside of it and there was a yogurt testing table. pinch me if im dreaning or... could this be heaven? jimmy want yogurt! the guy says to me "hi im richard what do you want today' and i say "sup richy if i can call you that... gimme a nice heaping tablespount of yogurt' and he looked a bit werded out... as if this wasnt a yogurt festical. well he gave me a little paper coffy cup full of creamy yellow yogurt and the bitterness and sourness of it made me shake my butt lol. mike thought it was stupid becuse he was eating his yogurt on hot dots and habungers like every one elsse (actualy lame as f!@#!@ and also unoriginel) and he kicked me and i fell on the floor and my yogurt spilled on... you guest it... the duchest of yogurt's fancy mary-jane-type fancy shoe. jimmy no care! jimmy need bicerbanate!

I want back out of the trent to go back to the guy in the yogurt cosdume because well. I wanted anouther taste just to be sure. But half of my way back overt o him he starded fliping out and fell over on the hot hot ass fault (not a swear) yogurt side down. Some Hospigal-type guys ran up to him saying "oh my gof" and I ran up too becuse I didnt want to be left out of the yogurt day feztivitize. I asked what hapeened and a guy said "he had a stroke" and I said 'of his chicken?" and the guy said "what" and le'ts just be honnest here. If you had a sexxey yogurt costome like that you wood be stroken it in there all day every day as whell. so I asked if I colud have the costume and they yellt at me. whatever! jimmy no care! and jimmy still need bicerbonotoe. which i stil dont know what it is but i hope its just, lets say, some kind of yogurt variety if you catch my drip (of yogurt).

I reckonveaned with mike and asked what he wanted to do (at the yogurt festibal) (we were not leaving) and he said we shlud check out the yogurt drop. and i said what's that and he sadi, there is a tank full of yogurt and a guy sietting on a seat above the tank and if you throw a ball and hit a targot, the chair will fall and the guy will go into the yogurt. UP TO HIS NOZE IN yogurt. so we went over and I stardted BEGGING to let me be in the seat and they said no. so I begged if I could just drinj the yogurt instead. They said no. I startef scrabmbling around lookig for a ligter to burn the whole plave down but I couldnt fing one.

I wend to the gifts shops to swee If their was somethingh I could burn downg the festibal with but instread of that I found HEAVING ON EARTH. yogurt bumber stickers. yogurt t shrits. yogurt yogurt shaped chew toys for youre dog (or youre jimmy). I asked what I could buy for 17 sents (what I had in my pockert) and they said nothig. So I pulled in Mike by his stupiz girleu long hair and made him buy me someyhing but he only got me a bouncey ball with the FRENCHIES FAMOUS YELLOW yogurt logo on it...........cheapscrape b!@#!@#

during the trip hope Mommy Thatchroufe bought so many bags of fresh yogurt of many diffarent flavors that i got the lucky pivilege of the best seet in the house: thats right: jimmy got to ride in the tunk! WOOHOO! and id be lyaing if i said i dident sleak some hand fuels of yogurt that i stuck my hands in the mason jarts like winny-the-poo-poo (hahahaha) sticks his hand in his honey jarts and lix it off like a anteater or like me with the yogurt maschot man. and well lets that say that Mommy Thatchroufe will have quite a supise when half the jarts of yogurt she bought will be full of... drumprole...GOOD CRAPSTATION GAMES!!!!!!!!! AKA NOTHING!!!!!!! NOTHING AT ALL BECAUSE ALL THE yogurt WAS CLAMED BY THE BORED OF DCTAY EDITORS AND ARTISTS. Jimmy out peace.

MIKE ADDENDUM SPECIAL: hey gus mike here. jimmy pizzed me off so bad when he shaked his butt and pulled my hair and made me spent TWENTY. NINCE. DOLLERS. ON A STUPID AZZ RUBER BOUNCY SUPER BEACH BALL THATA HE WANTED SO MUCH. AND I WAS LIKE DUDE. ILL BUY YOU A SHIRT. OR A BUBBER STICKER. BUT HE SAID NO I WANT THE BALL. ARE YOU A POO-POO DOGGY? WHY DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH RUPPER BALLS YOU ARE A HUMAN AND YOU CAN PLAY SNES WITH YOUR TUMBS. he pizzed me off so hard i had to go for a walk and skip stones in the lake and make them all land on top of tutles petending that i was making them land on jimmys head. but then i remembered of the time jimmy at school brought a little plastic tub of strawberry flavoted yogurt that was 9 months out of date and i said bro dont eat that and he said 9 months isnt that much and i said dude 0 months is the amount of time it takes to make a baby with a girl you like and jimmy said 9 months is not that much so he ate it all in 3 seconds and then CRAPPED. HIS. PANTS. IN. THE. MIDDLE. OF. MATH. CLASS. SO HE HAS HATED YOGURT EVER SINCE AND THATS WHY I DECIDED TO CHANGE EVERY MENTON OF yogurt IN THIS PAGE TO YOGURT TO PIZZ HIM OFF AS REVENGE FOR HIS STUPPID RUPPER BALL THAT I HATE TO BITS. WHEN HE BINGS IT TO SCHOOL TOMORROW, WHICH I KNOW HE OBVISESLY WILL, I WILL STEAL IT AND USE MY TUSTY SHARPY PEN TO WRITE YOGURT ON IT. THATS RIGHT. MIKE. IS. PIZZED. OFF. I DONT WANT TO SEE ANY yogurt FOR AT LEAST 3 DAYS. I NEED SOME TIME TO COOL OFF!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO PLAY SOME FINAL FANTASY TACTICS ON MY BROTHERS PLAYSTATION!!!!!!!!!!! THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAYSTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIKE CRAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MIKE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!