MUSTARD ACVENTURE

MIKE NOTES IN THIS EDDY ARE PERSENTED IN STUNING MUSTARD YELLOW. NOW ONTO OUR FREATURE PRESENTION

Yusterday was again. the most Wungerful timing of every year. MYSTARD (mike note: *mustard) DAY. so like last year my mom drops me and Mike off agaun. to the MUSTARD FESTIVAP (mike note: *mustard) in MIDDLE TOWN WISCONSCEN (mike note: *mustard). and this time. mike put me on a leesh. yup. he put me on a leesh. cuz he said i cant be trusted. yup. so he put me on a leesh. like a doggie. yup. ITS A LIVING!!!

So immitiately i see the guy in the musteard costume and i run up to him but i feel the caller choke on my neck and mike almost flalls over and splunters his brane on the pavement....... but he doesnt. and he says "jimmy dude clam down we just got here" and i said "DUDE BIG MUSTARD" so we walk over and i say hi to the mustard and he says hello back but the voise is different to last year and i ask it why and it just walks away without saying anythig else. denied?????? i think the guy from last year died of his stroke AND NOT of his chicen denied.

So apperently there was some sort of musterd parade going on in 18 minutes and ill be honest guys i have no idea what a mustard marade would even imply but i was so curious. so I say to mike. Mike i realy want to see the mustard parade. I would realy like it a lot. For this day i have litorally prayed. And if theres something i want not. its for the memory of mustard to fade. Mike I realy want to see the mustard parade. Streight up throgh 99 gallons of mistard i would wade. If it woud mean that a ticket to this parade i would got. For this day i have litorally prayed. look mike theres a place we can go there in the shade. mike come on its a realy goood spot. Mike i realy want to see the mustard parade. Mike i dont want to miss out on it, Im afraide. im scared and tense and my mussles are taught. For this day i have litorally prayed. dreeming of this parade for nights awake i stayed. theres litorally nothing in my life that this much i have sought. Mike I realy want to see the mustard parade. For this day I have litorally prayed.............. And mike just stairs at me top to bottom to top to botom and says man that was a fucking villanelle and i sade whats that and he spat in my face. I love you mike. Anywaze we missed the damn f@#cking parade becaze i talked to much.

So it was time for yup my faverite part of the festival as usuel yup the tent where you try the flavers of mustard in the little paper cups. So I go in pulling mike along with me and I leen on the counter and wink to the moman behind the countoid and smile and wink again because she dident notice the first time you see. anywaze i wink a third time becaze she still didnt notice you see, so then i wink a 4th time and mike says "can you stop blinking your eyes realy hard man" and i realized I was blinking with both eyes. EMBARESSING. so I just left no mustard. DENIED!!!!!!!!!!

But. thats when I notoise. well. Mike notises first but I do to. A NEW MUSTARS (mike note: *mustard) GAME. SPIN THE MUSTARD. we go up to chonce it out and the rouls are semple. Give the mustard two spins with a big hammer and if the mustar (mike note: *mustard) spins and sprays on everyone with the big hammer the big hammer opens up and musterd comes out and spins around and mustard comes out and goes everywherce and you get free mustard from the hammer and the mustarc (mike note: *mustard) spins around. but first they spin you around and make you dizzie so its harder to spin. I asked mike if we can play and he said no so we didnt.

After that its time for luinch. Funnle cake WITH MUSTARD frute salad WITH MUSTARD mustard WITH MUSTARD hot dogs WITH MUSTARD penut butter WITH MUSTARD and jelley WITH MUSTARD sandwuch WITH MUSTARD and DONT FORGET THE MUSTARD and the whupped mustard creme toping. I sade "my components to the chef" and a guy named Nikolas Kolas von Koek-Bawdle AKA Nikky von Stikky saide "thanks i made eveything with one secret ingradient" and i said "what" and he said "mustard" and i habe to be competely honest. i pizzed in my shortz just a liddle bit. cuz i got so excinted. i looked over at Mike and he was eating a SALAD???? OH MIKE!!!! SAY IT AINT SOW!!!! FORSOOTH!!!!! FORSOOTH BROTHA!!!!!!! this was liternally the gayest thing i ever saw. and i saw my ubcle j last weekend. AT LEAST HE DOSENT EAT SALED (I THINK) MIKE!!!! BROTHA!!! FORSOOTH BROTHA!!!!! dctay rule numer 1: DONT FORGET THE MUSTARD dctay rule nuber 2: FORGET THE SALAD just making srue you remember that mike. just making sue you remember. i hate you mike. dont write on my f#@$! sebsite agane. (mike note: *website)

Then I see it. MUSTARD ROLLERCOSTER. I said mike let's ride it and mike said no. I said mike please oh please please pleaseeee I never get to go on rollercoesters and you go to six flags seven times each sunday please oh please this would be so speciel for me oh please please mike please im beging you on my hands and knees and im begging on you on my hands please please i will do you homework ten times each tuestay please im begging im on my hands and ears please mike i never ask you for anything in my life please mike im beging you to ride the mustard coaster with me please mike. and mike points out that the mustard coaster is just a tiny little coaster cart on a round track that doesnt even loop or go that fast and only f@#@#ing stinking azz todlers are riding it. so we got on and rode it for about 26 minutes and i ate so moich that i barft my gurts out 16 times to fireband friday before mike slaped me and told me were not doing that a fourtenth time and i cried a tear of joy. thankyou mike. i love you mike. BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY!!!!!!!!!! and then we got off and i bargfed 9 more times. I love you mike (not gay) (mike note: he actuelly barfed 12 times. i love you jimmy)

It was geting late so Mike said man can we go home weve been at this f@##@cking musterd festivel for 9 hours and all weve done is ride the coster and you bloinked at a lady for 8 times and you ate so much stupid f@#@#cking food im tired im bored i wanna go home and play guld wars bro i wanna go home and play guild wards. i want to play guilt warts on my private server i bough for 50 K DOLLERS AND PAY SO MUCH DAM MONEY TO HOIST IT EVERY MONTH. MIKE. YOU FAT F@#CKING BLOTED CORPSE OF A EXPLODED DOG WITH SMOLDERING ASHEN DOG REMAINS ALL OFVER THE FLOOR. Anywaze I said yah we can go.... and we went on the bridge to leave and I said NOT!!!!!!!!!! And I ran off in the oposite direction back to the musterd festival without remembring, yup, the leesh. yup, i didnt forget the mustard but i forget the leesh. yup. i forget the leesh. long story short mike triped and i richosheyed off the leesh and off the bridge around a bridge pole and off the bridge and slamed into the side of the bridge and some rabit wild dogs bited me on the ankles and some kids went ohh a pinata and hit me with baceball pats and a guy said is this where the jumby bunging is? and he jumped off the bridge and died and some bats flew at my head and bited my eyes and sucked all the blood out of my ayes and a sworm of locusts buzzed at my whole body and left not but skin and boneys and a coyote chewed off my boneys and a dog got some boneys and berried them in the yard and LONG SORY SHORT: I. GOT. HANGED. BY. MY. NECK. FOR. 9. DAMN. DOGGY. HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVRYONE SAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEY WROTE IT ON THE BELMONT WISCONSIN PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F@@#@#@##@@#@#@#@#@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Mike here. It wasn't 9 hours but like 9 minutes and I hlelped him up after 6 minuts. And none of that other bullf!@#$ happend. And the newpapers printed that I helped a derpressed dude who was trying to suinside himself. I felt like a damn hero. Not when I helped him up but when I red the newspaper. I felt like a damn hero man.

THANKS FOR SAVING ME MIKE!!!!!!!! AND HAPY MUSTERD (mike note: *mustard) MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!