An Oad To The Thwomp

Mario has all kinds of variouse enemys with which to contend which. You have goobas, koopa troppas, man eater pirnana plants. And yes. Even the lowly gooba. But today i want to talk about a certaun special Bowser minion that I have always had complecks thoughts about. The thwomp.

Thwomos are basically big living brick bloicks which flipper the script on Mario by saying: Oh Mario, moustash overall hero, who hits many of brick block, what if the brock block hit you, you big fat f##@@$#?? then what??? Thromp gonna blow your fat tubby lard back to Brookloyn. B@##$#@#!!!!

Oh, and one more thong. There is no way to kill or incamacitate a thomp. Theres just no way. So dont even try it. Because theres just no way. Not even a singule little way. So dong even try it. Because you cant' even do it. They are made of solid sement and not even a fire fowler can do it in. If Bowser was snart, he would build his entire castle fortess out of goobas. The princess would never be reskewed by Mario. Not in a millon years. And what does Bower do with the princess for a million years? Yup. You already know it. Bowka Bowka Wow Wow! His chicken. You know. His chicken.

So bravo to Shigugu Migamundo for making the most internesting video game ememy of all time. The gooba. "WE ARE NOT WORTY!! GET THE NET!!"

Written and edited by Jimjim The Junkyard T-Dawg and read ones over by Mike