WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE KEVINS

So you guys all know about MOVYS-TO-GIFS that d@mna bollocking website we use to convert clips from movys and games into gifs that we can use for our site and eddies. and evry time I post a new gif I bought

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i get flupped with emails saying haha Jimmy that gif with keving mcallaster was so funny haha its funny that the quote is wrong and is speled weird and something weird happens WELL I'M NOT F@#@#CKING LAGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SICK TO HEAVENS TO BETSY AND BACK AND FORTH UP AND DOWN MY BUPCRACK (BUTTCRANK) AND HIGH HEAVENS AND HELLS OF THIS D#@@#@# WEBSITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the tooth of the matter is. ITS NOT OUR FLAUT THAT THE GIFS ARE ALL M'D TO F@#$! UP!!! THE SITE DOZE THAT!!!!! even if we tyep the words perfect and get my mom or mikes dad or mikes thanzibelle to check it for tyopos 5 times over they still get F@#@!ED UP IN THE GIF!!! and the god. damp. Kevine Mcalligator head. SHOWS UP AND DOSE SOME STUPID SH$#!$ EVERY TIME!!!!!! if your lucky he will just say "to make your speciol gifs from movies just go to movys-2-gifs' but 99 PERSUNT OF THE TIME. IT DOES SOME SH@$#! LIKE GET EATEN BY MYKE MYKERS OR KILL JUGSAW AND MAKE HIM PROSESSED LIKE A ZOMPIE. like I dont get it. whats the poind.

Now the intresting thing about this wepsite is that you dont send a link to a youtube video or email a file or anything. basicly it's a site that looks like google but it has that annoing kevin head on it, and you write what you want in the bar, and write your cedit card detales, and then after 15 seconds you get the gif. THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS NOT MADE BY A HUMAN BUNG. becaze HOW THE H# would a human bung be able to make a gif with al that stupid b##@#@#@@#@#@#sh7t that fast it just makes no ham sense. it has to be a CPU or a demon.

ok heres a example. we all know the scene from the simpsons of the guy saying thats the joke. and we all know how useful it is when ansering to no-good snot-knosed know-it-nosed people on forums and such. Well I asked for "simpsons gif arnote swarzeneger thats the joke gif" and this is what it f@#@#cking gave me:

Not only is f@##@cking kevin there but i dont know what the f#@#@@# arnol shortenitter is saying at the end. Thats the les simpsons? thats the les simpsons. shyeah right i dont even own a les simpsons. let alone many simpsons that would necesotate a entire rack. what am i going to do. with a gun rack. 17 DOLLERS WASTED. so I tryd the same text again of course, specifing, NO KEVIN THIS TIME.

NO KEVIN THIS TIME BUT WHY IS THERE A F@###@#### SPIDER???????? makes no f# sense.

now you might be windering. "jimmy if that gif already existed why not just look it up on googal. or why not just look it up on kevsearch." and the andwer is. cuz i was using my moms cerdit card (NOT MY POBLEM!!)

So then I tried another simpsons gif: "simpsons homer move away cow gif"

And yaeh seriouly you cant just shake away that d@# kevin can you. and you cant even reed what the f@#hes saying in this one. at leest this gif is still usable.... YEAH RIGHT!!!! BY A STRECH OF THE IMAGINATION MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So then I say mike lets try a wayns world one but lets use your credits card not my mom's and he said okay. SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So we try a wanyes world one, "waynes world wayne a minute gif"

Now thats just f@#@#ing harrowing and also its that bollocking spider again. And once again the whole point of the gif is gone down the draint becauze what is this even suposed to mean anymore. whats the point of anything. f@##@@# my s77tty azz life man. i was so pizzed mike had to give me a hug and go shhhhhh and give me "jimy snacks" to calm me down i was so pizzed. so yaeh.

NO MORE KEVINS!!! PLEASE!!!!! NO MORE KEVINS!!!!!!! so I type "waynes world no stairway denied gif. NO KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and low and behoard:

This site is genetocally engineared to take the pizz outta me I sware.

So at this pont Mike wants to try to do a videojame one and I of horse sugjest Demons Crest but Mike says "no its my crendit card I chooze the game" and he picked....oh the humonity.... Sonic the Hugehog. WHATEVER. Sonic is in Super Smosh Bros now so I guess he canbe One Of The Guyz. FOR NOW. Anyway this is the gif we got when Mike tiped in "sonic the hedehog spin dash"

Brother that is straght up Crush Bundicule from Crapstation man. And why the f!@# did he spin so fast that he wend away. Whear did he go man. This site is just suking away Mikes infenite walth like the fireplase that Mike has just for burning cash dollur billz in when he gets bored.

At this point mike and i were just esperomenting with his credit card so we had prety much ifinite gifs at our disposel. Mike typed in "my favourtite movie ever" and he got this

And i said mike what thte bloody f@#@##@ is this and Mike just smiled warmly. maybe this is his faverite movie ever but I wouldent bloody know that man is a international man of mystery i tell you.

But the gif mike made means that the site just knoze sh1t about you some how. like it nows exactly what you like. So of corse I try what any sane of mint person whould try at this point and I write "hot chick porno boobs" in the bar and press enter before mike can even say Hey. and well see for yourself man.

No worms can describe. This wepsite just pizzes me the hell off. and its not like it got my name from the card detales because where using mike's card. so I dont f@#@#cking know.

And as our final experoment of the day mike said "what if we just leeve it blank" and i said "mike your a genius." becaze i was curious and also i sure wouldent waste any more of my f@##@ing money on this stupid crap. so mike leeves the thing blank and puts his card deets and press enter and low and behold:

I DONT KNOW WHAT I F@##@@##@#ING EPECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-kevin

-i mean jimmy