The Chronicles of NES Ice Hockey

Hey guys Jimmy here. Me and Miek wanted a creatiff refresher from the DCTAT world of charactures and storys. In a way that was special, we wrote a new fanfniction based not on DC or DCTAY or even on SNES or gameboy like usual, but based on classic belouved NES characters and games and game worlds. This fan fition was written over the of course of 2 and a half months (2.5 months mike tells me) and it was written by me and Mike and edited by Mike and me. WE gave it every thing we had and did not stop until the stry was per fect. That bieng said, I am very proud of how it turnt out. But Me and Mike are also a little bit emburaased,. Because it is not very good. But pleae enjot this awesome adventure of ICE HOCKER NES where evetyone gets exactyly what they deserfe in th e end. Payback alwats comes around and bo does it bite. I would say the theams and morules of this srory are CARMA and REVEGE among other things like SPORTS MAN SHIP and FORGIVENEVESS. So strap in and get ready (get it?) for this great new story from the minds of executing producter JIMMY THATChROUFE and C.E.O. directer MIKE VALENTINE. The story is called. ICE HOCKEY NES, THE CHRONICLES OF. By J. Thatchroufe and M. Valentine. So prepare to read it. Our graund epic. Now.

Ones up on a Nintendo time, there was a three guys who played hockey together. There names were Clud and Micke and Fresh. Clud was kind of a fatazz of the stupid veriety, and Micke was of the tall and skinny pencil neck per swation. Fresh, yup, you guest it, was a robot. Does not computer, dude! When they weren't playing hockey, these four 8 bit dudes liked to play video games together. They liked to play Original NES because well, Super NES hadn'ot been invinted yet. But that's okay, because there were some cool games on original Nintendo, like River Lake Randsome and Puzzle. Well one day the boys wanted to play Ganutlet 2 which actually has 4 players if you use an adaptor. But there was only 3 of them! The cool hockey guys had to go find Player 4 to play Ganutlet 2 (a lot of numbers....sorry.)

First guy to ask was Link, there best bro from colleage. Unfortunaltey, he was to busy cutting up oktorocks like suchi. Then he got hit by a truck.Poor fool. So then the gamer hockey broz had to to ask somebody else. They asked the guy from Blastar Mastar (or should I say Mustard Mastar) but his stupid azz frog got stuck up his butt and he had to pass on the offar before getting hit by a truck. That's right. A truck. Poor fool. Then they asked their final guy. Then they asked the guys from Ice Clamber, Pinky and Bluebutt, but since Ganutlet 2 is 4 players and not 5 players, the Ice Clubmers got hit by. 5. 4. 3. 3. 1. A trucj. Since there was no bony else to ask, the Hockey dudes Clue Mark and Trench got hit by A TRUCK!!!!!!!

THE ENDS!!!!!

CAST OF CHARATARS

CLUD (from Ice Hockey)

MICKE (from Ice Hockety)

FRESH (from...well...Ice Hokcey)

LINK (from Zelda 1 on NES)

BLUSTAR MASTRE (from the game of the same name) (nice rime)

PINKY and BLUEBUTT (from ICE CLUMPET)

TRUCH (from the road)

Witten and ditected by

JIMMY THATCHROUFE and MIKE VALENTINE (from Belmont WI)