Turky Hunten with Uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk

Happy thanksgoving fools. Let me tell you'll about the story of me optaining the lovely thanksgifting santapiece with my awesome uncle THE GUGGSTER aka the guggster. So bucel in because its' turky time.

So I woke up at 4 i n the freaking A-M becasue my uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk called me lanst night and was like "Jimmey.... *breath breath * jimmey i will com pick you up at..... *breath breath* 4 in the freaking A-M tomorrop *breath breath* " then he made a sound like he was getting his arms riped off by a bear with clause made of pure duralumin and the phone whent beep beep beep beep and i was like whatever. mind you it was 1 am. so i put on my jammiez and brushed my teath (NOT!!!!!!) and ate three bags of milano cooky's peporige farms cooky's milano brand and then ran outside in the yard and dugg a whole and ran to the hill three blocks away and rolled down the hill and then went ome and ate another bag of milano peporige farms cookys and then went to bed and had a beautifuol dream.

So anywaze I was in the driveway at 4A-M and my uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk arrived in his beet up old Sedan he calls the "BATMODILE" at. freaking. 8 AM. WHATEVER. I clumped in the pissengers seeat. but no. of course Ping Ping his pet goose was in the pissengers seat. and uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk's guns and traps and cannons and bait and cages and boots and tent and mecanical clause and spare tank treds and apple coring machine were in the back seats. so of couse I called trunk. And here we go. (mario voice) "And here we!"

So we got to the woods and I espected us to stop driving and get out of the car right. No. Guggy keeps driving the car past the treas and variouse shubbery. I said "Uhh uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk what are we doing" and uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk said "Jimmy my boy this is how a real man hunts wyld turkys!" and i grapped that little handel bar that is over the car window because yup. I was scared as a m@#$@er f#$@#er. I looked over at Mike for some re assarance but then I rememberted Mike wasnt there so I looked at uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk and he was looking at his Game Boy Color loaded with Tetres 2 and I said "shoudn't you be looking at the road" and he said "there is no road its the woods" and i said "oh yeah" and then we hit a tree yup a tree yup. a tree.

Then uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk said "were here" but I think he oynly said that because we hit a tree. Then he didnt move from his seator said anything for the next 7 minutes. i could heer the music from tetris 2 just go. i dont know what he was doing. he didnt even mofe at all. Pin Ping bit his shoulder like 8 times and he didnt even react at all. i could see his eyes in the reer vew mirrer and they were oopen. the. whole. azz. time. Uncle uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk is yup. Possibly a undead creatur of the night. the thanksgiving night that is. aka. a zobie. BADA$$!!!!!!!!!!!

Now is a good time to menshon that Uncle Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk is a guy who looks like his face was stunk by ten billioin beas. and his arms were bit by ten billions ants. and his legs look like their made of wood but they arent. and his eyes are yellow. and his teeth are brown. and his finkernails are 3 inches long EACH. and I dont know where his surname begigns or ends or why. But hes a friend of the family so its okay. And his mouth is constitly blooding out black slimes. But hes a friend of the family so its okay. At leasty i think he is but im not so sour. Im sceared to ask at this toint. But his goose is awsome. Hi sname is Ping Ping. Like the game with the littel white ball sucka. and the pattles. NOT TENIS!!!!!! Ping ping also whears a expenstive looking gold watch around his neck and has the numbr 4 painted on his back and stomack and both wengs. I think he was a race gose ones upon a time. But Gugg is a hero and he saved Ping Ping from the evil world of gampling. Now he races in indipendent undergrount sircuits Gugg tells me. He feels like a damn hero.

So anywaze. Back the huting trip. Gugg finelly makes a sound after 8 munutes and its a stright up bloot curtling scream. Pingping starts flarpping his wings and honking like a mad man and I of couruse start to do the same thig. A couple of minutes or hours later we set up the mane attraction of Teep Teep Ninny Gugg Beej Skunk. So basicly he takes out this huge giant azz medieval or perhaps pirate style cannon and I say uncle T.T.N.G.B.S. what is that. And he says it still works dont worry. And I say where did you get this. And he says its vintige. And I say what do that means? And he just stairs at me with his scary eyes so I know I ansked a worng question. So I just help him lode cannonbaules in this thing. There were 20 or 30 cannonbaules scuttered along the floor of his Sedan (BAGMOBILE) and 5 or 6 of them were stuck under the foot pedals and handbrake and the hole for the keys. So we lode 30 cannnonbalulles in the vintige pirate cannon and I say uncle now what? And he climped a small bush to gain a hight advantage to spot turkys I think. And Ping Ping was patrolling the airia. Oh yes. We were gonna bag ourselves a turky. Oh yumyum.

I told uncel whatever that I myself also came perpaired and I pull out. oh yes. The largest mousey trap in all the land. I set it uop on the grount and 16 seconts later I forgot about it and I steped on it yup and it broak my toe. My middle one. MY FAVORITE. TOE. and after I was done shouting ucle teep teep ninny teep skunk beej said STOP SCREAMING and i said I JUST DID and he said look boy there be turkys over this way" and I said oh snap. Are we gonna. yiou know. shoot a chicken."" and i said "i mean turky." and he told for me to hold the gun for a second. So he hands me the gun and i immeditately accidentally pul the trigger and I yup. blast uncle teep teep in the arm. and he doesent. even flintch. H e just looks at me like you look at your kitty cay when it drags in a dead old ugly old chude up birt that it ate hald of. like he was just dissy pointed. then he took the gnu back and told me to look at the turkys so i did and i didnt say anythinge else the rest of the hunty trip after that by the waze becuse i thought he was gonna snape my neck but hes a friend of the family so its okay.

Then for the next 5 or 6 hours I just staird at uncle Teep tTeep etc etc relode his gun and shoot at turkys left and right and he was pileing the turkys up on the roof of his sedan (MATMOLILE) and then securing them to each other with his stapler gun and then he would shoot the pile with his gun to see if they hanged on fine and they always almost tuppled over but it was ok because he just used yup. more stamples. When he had killed and shot about 7 million turkys and the pile on the roof of his car was about 70 feet tall in the sky he suddingly looks at me and says boy it's time for the grant finale. and i say whats that. and he says lets cook these bat boyds. and he spins the pirate cannon around 360 segrees and then poinks it at the turky pile and fire in the hole and blows them up with the 30 cannon baules that were appearingly not cannon balls, but, in fact, scatter grenaydes. so the turkys were. utter. yup. toast. yup. they were reduced to burnt cooky crisp. yup. cooky crisp.yum. cooky crisp. yumyum. mmmmmmm..... yummm yum yum.... yes, yup. yum. cooky crisp. yum yum yum. turky crisp. yum. cooky crips. im cocoa for cooky cris! yummy yummy. I duge a hole and hoped there woud be cooky crips isndie. nope. just dirt and mude and bugs like beatles and lavas. mmm.... cooky crist. so anywaze teep teep + + just dosent say anythend he just looks sad because no more turkys. and i say uncle we can go to raizing cains. and he smiled endearingly. and we went to razing cains and got turky tenders and a cup of sauce for pingping. and uncle was like pingping behave or your gonna get cooked like this turky. and pingping went honk!! and then we goed home.

Moral of the sorty: GET THE NET!!!!!

HAPPY THINKSGIVING!!!!!!! From Jimmy and Teep Teep and Ping Ping

Mike addendum: ????????????????????????????????????????

tEEP tEEP nINNY gUGG bEEJ sKUNK aDDENDUM: it d slmost chritmas

jimmy addedum: thats right uncle teep teep

P.S. Uncle J ate thangsgiving turky in IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!! WITH THE PESIDENT!!!!!! AND I ATE IT AT RAISIN!!! F!@#e$!@ KINGS!!!!!!!!!

Mike: I ate thantsgiving in Paris and we had a big cheese wedge that was melty and you could crape off the melty bits onto fanzy crackers made of (wanye voice) excellent! wheat type. and we had special beef stakes and gormey turky. no raisins caines.

tEEP tEEP nINNY gUGG bEEJ sKUNK aDDENDUM: it d slmost chritmas