10 fun facts you did not now about SNES!

hey guys its mike. so I went to the local videogames store yesterday and there was a guy who was about 8 feet 8 feet tall and was wereing a black shirt that was about 9 sises too big and was bald only on the top of his head which you couldnt see because of the 8 feet tall situation, and also because he was wereing a black hat, basicly like an indiana jokes hat, but black and made of crappy azz felt.

anywaze this guy's name was Paloma Scheffer Von Scheffer and anywaze long story shirt (like his shirt) we maked friends and talked about SNES a whole bunch and he told me a lot of things that I didnt even know about so heres my favorutes that he said to me anyways.

#1: EARTHBOUNDS name in japanese was MOTHERF@##@#@#@#ER and we already talked about this in another Eddy but yaeh it's midblowing stuff. what were they thiking calling a game that????

#2: STAR COX to make the starcox 3D work they had to put some SUPER CHIPS in the cartridge... and not the kind you can eat, jimmy. though jimmy would eat them anyways if he had the oppurtunety to.

#3: SHIGURU MIRAMOTO when he was devoloping super mario world on SNES he was renting a house by a guy named SUPER MARIO SORELLI.... That's f@##@#@ing right. just like Jimmy's uncle. Now thats not even the crasiest part becaze while he was renting the house one night he went out in his yard becaze he though he heard someone nocking on his door but when he went out, bam, nobody there. but he could still here a voice calling, Shiguru.... Shiguru..... shiguru come here follow the sound of my voise.... and Shigueu followed the voice into the trees in his garden on and on and on that his garden streched on forever and ever in an endless field of garden.

#4: There Shiguru was met with two stone archings made of incricete bricks carved with symbols most unknown. Theze were the symbols.

#5: he went threw the left arching but nothing hapened. he wen threw the right arching but nothing hapened. But when he steped in beteen the two archings he felt like he steped through a magical archings becaze the sky went pitch black and he coghed up a big black glob of rain on the floor, that quickly evaperated.

#6: up at the sky and below himself and all around him eyes were looking at him and tracing all his movements. Shiguru was on the stage performing a dance for the audiance.

#7: Shiguru tied red strings around his arms and Shiguru tied red strings around his legs. And Shiguru let the voice praze and spur him on. and Shiguru let the voice blow him kissies and wisper sweet everythings through bitter tears and choked sobs of crying. but Shiguru's style never faltered and the performance never stopped, and the voice cried and cried and cheered and laughed and cried for shiguru.

#8: and shiguru cried and the voice cried louder.

#9: and shiguru laughed and the voice laghed harder.

#10: did you now that super marios bush sprites is the same as the cloid spirts.

yaeh so now you now.

if you want more fun fates keep your seatbelts on because theyre coming. oh yes. oh yes theyre coming. there coming becaue I gave Paloma my house adress and he will be coming to tell me more facts about videogames, and not because he wants to kill me with the buterfly knife made of rainbow metal that he showed me in the shop that he can do tricks with, he will just tell me SNES facts and he will NOT kill me with the knife even though I told him not to swink it around near my face because thats not a trick thats just being wreckless, and thatit was scaring me. he wont do that he'll just be saying SNES facts.

-MIKE