A Tribute to Jimmy

Hey guys Mike here. Today I want to write a little bit about my good frind. The site owner. Jimmy Thatchroufe. Becase today, we went to a restarunt and Jimmy looked at the menu and saw "jerk chicken" on the menu and he laughed so hard that he past out and stoped breathing and had to be russed to the hosputal and he might genuninely straight up die. So I want to take some time out to remember my fallen conrad, Jimmy Thatchroufe, by talking about some of those "those little Jimmy things" that Jimmy says and does and has done in the past and said too. So read this list please. Cuz it's whatty wouldy wanted.

JIMMY THING ONE: putting his mouth upto the hole on the front of bird houses
When we'd walk passed a bird house Jimmy would some times say "hey Mike look free dinner" and put his mouth up to the whole. Like if the bird inside was gonna just walts into his mouth. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!! Nothing in this life is free unless your rich man.

JIMMY THING TWO: he would actually shout DONT FORGET THE MUSTARD like all the damn time
No, thats not made up for the comic. It was Jimmys catchphrese for like at least an year before it was Fireband and DK's catchphrase. He would yell. YELL it at any restauroint we went to man. And at the gocery store. And at like just random guys we walked past in the street. And when he would beat me at a video game (AS IF!!!!!) he would say it like it was a one linner from an action movie. And lazer tag too in my private exclusive lazer tag arena where you have to have an official Valentine Card to get into it becuse there's a card reader outside the door and the only people with a V-Card are me and Jimmy.

JIMMY THING THREE: The Jimmy Drink
One time I was at Jimmy's house in the middle of summer and I was straight up hot as Ballz 3D so I got this big glass jugg of lemonade out of his fridge and I poured a huge glass of it and chugged half of it down with one glup. AND I ALMOST BARFED. And I said "JIMMY!!!! WHAT IS THIS!!!!" and he stopped playing Uniracer or whatever and said "oh that's Jimmy drink" and I said "WHAT IS JIMMY DRINK!!!!" and he said "mustard and salt mixxed in water" and it took everything and my power to not kill him right thin and there. But now that isnt a problem anymore. RIP JIMMY!!!! I MISS YOU BROTHER!!!! Oh also the pink lemonade was the same thing but with ketchup and a little mayo to achief just the right pinkish huey. I SHOULD OF KNOWN!!!!

JIMMY THING FOUR: doesn't like cellery
Jimmy didn't like cellery because he said it tastes like grass. But as some readers may know. JIMMY EATS GRASS!!!! HE GENUIELY EATS GRASS!!!!! he eats grass like a sick dog. man he serioutesly does. Its so wrong. He calls it Jimmy salad. and he probaly washes it down with Jimmy drink. I dont know how he isnt sick and barfing up all over the place all the time man. Jimmys stonach is a trash bag man. He needs to get some help. Which is extactly what he is getting right now as the doctors slice him open in the heart regioin to take out his heart and give him a new heart. But it brakes MY heart that he's gone for good so RIP Jimmy and lets get on to the next one.

JIMMY THING FOUR: whenever he goes in a pool he does the thing where he floats with his back up and it looks like he's dead. And somehow he can stay like that for like. 8 whole minutes. I never timed it but 8 minuttes seems about right.
I think he can breath through his butt or something.

JIMMY THING FOUR: he acts the same no matter how much sleep he gets
One time we got to school and he was dragging his feet on the ground and I said "Jimmy man did you sleep ok" and he said "I actually sleapt for 12 hours." and I said "well that explains why you missed my party you BUTT WHIPE!!!" and he said "WHAT PARTY!!!" and I said "just kidding man there was no party." and he said "oh" and I still think about that. I don't know why I do. It's a boring stupid story not fit for publicacion! NEXT!!!

JIMMY THING SIX: Jimmy set the church on fire once on accident
He was running up and down the hall holding a candle after Sudnay school and he tripped on his choelace and dropped the candle and it landed on a curtian and yeah. Well do the math. Candle fire plus curtian = BIG BAD FIRE!!! and Jimmy stood up and said "did I do that??" just exactly like Steve Urgle. And then he just walked out of the curch without telling anyone. IF THAT ISNT THE HEAVY METALLIST THING YOU EVER HEARD. then you can just get outta my face fool. I POOR ONE OUT FOR YOU HEAVY METAL JIMJIM!!!! RIP!!!!!!

So yeah. That's the skinny on my best pal Jimmy. I hope he makes a full recoovery but I doubt it. At his age and weigt he is probably gonna die any minute now. I can't help but sh1t a tear for him and maybe you will do the same. THE SITE IS IN GOOD HANDS JIMJIM!!! I WILL MAKE GOOD COMICS IN YOUR STED!!! WITH NOT TOO MUCH RPG SPRITES CUZ I KNOW YOU ALWAYS HATED THAT STUFF MAN!!!! RIP!!!!!

-MIKE

hey guys its jimmy and i was only in the hopsital for like 25 mintutes i dont know why mike wentan wrote all this like he thought i was gonna bite the big...yoju know. chicken. BUT LIKE FRANKENSTIME I RIZE UP FROM THE STONIE SLABB AND WALK THE EARTH ONES MORE!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! -jimmy

-jimmy