Jim's Top Ten Donust

1. BARBARIAN FILLED- Cremey center and goes down in one bites. Yumy!

2. PINK WITH SPINKLES- Who says all things pink are girly and suck magor azz. Jimmy says that usully. but "The Hoher Simpson Classic" sure hits the spit.

4. DEMONS CREST DONUT- This donurt isnt real, but if it was, oh boy. Best. Donut. Ever.

4. Ok. I think Mike would of stopped reading at this poind.......listen to me dear reeder. There is sompthing i must a-dress. The day was two daus ago. Mike and me were at Mike's house and I was there. With Mike. And we were playing a little none SNES game called Zombies Aint My Nabers. So we go to the charcter select screen and immediately Mike picks the boy. No probem. I'll just be the boy to. But. I. Cant. It forses me to be. Yup. The chick. Mike. What have you down.

In realty, the villains of this sotry are the game delelopers for making somebody always have to play as the chick. But fhe real villain of the story is mike for making me be the chick. In a perfect word, we could both play the boy, who has Spikley yellow hairs and 3-D movie glases, which shows his confedence because he is not even at the movies, and yet he is still weating the 3-D galsses. Maybe he is like Sigh Clops from X-Man and they stop him from blazting lazers every whinch way. As for this reason, this is why I could not stand for not playing this cool-azz boy.

Litsen. There is nithing wrong with being a chick. The single fact is that I am not a chick. So there four I should not be foursed to play as a chock. Not on this game not on any gam. So Mike making me play as a chick (girl) is a great big poop stane on my repetition and now everyone on line and all of our reader knows it. There is a chick at my school named Foddie Dangerine and i bet she would play the girl in Zombie Nabers. We were friends until that one faithful day where me and mike saw her kissing with her boys friend Euginegine Houghforge. Euginegine had stolen a pencel from from Mike And so we blazted them with the fire hoes and little bites of their skin and fleesh flew off cuz the hoes was the strenth to fight fires you see. Poor Foddie was coughed up in the cruss fires... it was relly sad. Kids can be so cuel..... But the good news is that they both had littol spots of skin put on where theres got blazted off and the new spots were darker colors to the rest of their skin so now they have spots like a dalmatoin. Like the dawg, fool.

Mike slashed my creditbility as a man by making me play as a femail. And, dear reaters, I say with no exagerxation, it ruined my life. Yup. My. Whole. Life. Yup. Even though I immeditately said "I don't want to be a chick" and Mike immerdiately said "okay" and we played Street Fihgter 2 instead and I picked Blanca because he has the cool thinder move. The fact that he honetsly expeted me to play as a chick in a video game shows what kind of a man he is. A crasy one.

Oh and by the way, in Steeet Fighter, he played as Chun Lee. What does this mean for the story? I dont know

Thank you for readsing my harroing tale of being de-manly'd by Mike. I have to go do something manly now. Like play Demonscrest. Like a man. Yuuup.

5. COCOLATE DONUT- nuff saide.