Die Hard Movie Review

People have been BEGGING us to do movie reviews. Well beg no more. we're kicking it off with DIE HARD starting BRUCE WILLIES. Oh and before you ask, yes, it IS a xmas movie. Next Question! So what happens in the movie? Well John Mcain has to go into the building but there's terrorists in the building. So he has to take them on. Luckily he knows how to shoot guns and blow people up, so it's no problem. His wife is in the building too. There are other people but I think they jump off the roof? No wait. I think they were going to but something else happens. They leave out the door at the end. Oh and the police man shoots his gun again after not wanting to shoot his gun for a long time because something bad happened last time. Sorry that's spoilers. Spoiler warning from here on.

Action rating I give it a TEN out of TEN for sure. There's explosions and gun fights and John Mcain gets glass all in his feet cuz he takes his shoes off at some point I can't remember why. Maybe they got blown up I'm not sure. But anyways yeah the action is good. He ties a computer to a chair and shoves it down an elevator and it blows up like a huge explosion. It's awesome. It's kinda like Home Alone but PUMPED UP ON STERILES. He does boobie traps and NO not like a ladies chest, like deadly stuff. Just like Keven Mcalaster (Home Alone). And it's also a xmas movie. Wait. I just blew my own mind. That's crazy. Wow.

Story score is like a five out of ten I wan't really paying attentive but I'm sure it was badazz. I mean they blow up a buildong and stuff. THATS good story telling no matter who you ask.

GRAPHICS are really freakin good. Picture quality was good because I watched it on DVD. Would have looked cooler as SNES style sprites in 16 bits, but I'm probably just byussed. Not everything has to be SNES... only most things.

Sound was good. Explosions nice and loud. Gunshots nice and loud too. Talking was a good normal volume. Screaming was loud. Can't remember much music besides Xmas in Hollas by Ronday MC. But that song is cool. so the music is fine.

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Allen all, The movie is AWESOME. I watch it all the time and espectially on Chrismas. You should too. The movie leaves me feeling very non plussed. If that means what I think it does. It's good, basically. If I had to descrube the movie in one word, it would be Awesome as hell, and totally wicked. When John Mcain throws the guy off the building, it's like the feeling of eating popcorn all over again. I rate this dovie TEN OUT OF TEN!!!

-Jimmy Thatchroufe