Tonight... we bole in hell

Hey guys jimmy here I would like to let you guys all know that last friday after school I went bowling with my uncle's friend Goustaine Patchouti. And it went super. Effing. Awesomely. Even though Mike couldnt come because he woke up with a pain in his... you know... his monkey... and they had to take him to the hopitel because whenevr he took a step you could hear a loud clunk or thunk coming from inside him. long story short they had to cut him open like a holiday thanksgiving turky because yup. you guessed it. that f####cking fatazz spent so much time in the cola room of his house drinking stright up concotions of cola in that room. there's three dispensors in that room all connickted vio large rupper tubings that carry the colas and mix them into stright up concotions of cola in that room. yup. that guy's house mnever fales to amuze me. anywaze the reason of the hopital visit is that they had to upstract a big azz footbill sized donkey stone from his... you know. that thing was the size. of. my. butt. the size of my freakin head dude. and yup. he got to keep it. so that's why im jealoys. because now mike has an awesome geode in his room. and i only have moldy stanes. with stanes of chocolate milk on it and on the carpet. and anywaze.

My uncle's friend Goustaine has a really big car. its as they say a "shix shoiter" because 6 people can sit in ont. Driver included. And he tan take them eberywhere he wants to. Including the boleing ally.

I adimittingly was not on my A- game because i was distracting thinking of my friend mike and his awesome new crystal geode donkey stone. I wanted one so bad. And thats when something at the ticket exchanje shop at the boleing alley corner store part caught a glimpse in my eye. that's right. they had an awesome geode slice crystal of "A GATE" that was catching oh so many glimpses in my eye. It had to be mine. Thats right. it was going to be mine.

So I ditched stanky old my uncle's friend Goustaine and hit the arcade caponets. I put a quorter in this airplane shooter game that looked like parodius but upwards and with plains instead of octopus and pig and plains instead of a gorgus beautiful chick... and i didnt even get any tickets for it. f#####ck. oh welp. phooey.... back to the dripping board.

Next up i hit the "BIG BAZZ WHEEL" (he... big azz) and i spunt it and when it was about to land on the super juckmot of one trilloin tikets i used my special jimmy technike. i unskrewed one of the skrews that held the glazz in place that coveret the wheel. and i stuck my pinky thru the whole. and used my pinky to stop the wheel.

Long story short my uncle's friend Goustaine had to take me to the hospital in his "shix shoiter" to have my pinky finger reattuched to my hand. AND I DIDNT EVEN GET AN AWESOME CRYSTAL GEODE FROM IT. LIKE A CERTAIN. EMO. FAT. F##CK.

KISS MY AZZ, MIKE.

P.S. GIVE ME YOUR DONKEY STONE. BUT WASH IT FIRST, FOOL! jimmy