The Black Eye

many years ago i came to school with a big blak eye the size of yup my eye. and noboty really said anything becaus i get hurt a lot cuz im like a stint double. this was like 2 weaks after i got my cast on my leg off after i fell off the belmont big silo. but my good froend Michael Valentind saw me in the ballway and he asked me where i got the shriner and i said dont damn worry about it and he said did you do something stupiud and i said yuuuup. and he started guessung stupid stuff i might of have did. like standing in front of the baceball shooting machine or looking really close at a doorknib right before someome opened it. BOTH OF THOSE WOULD HOVE BEEN FUNNY. but he was close without a cigarette. and it was time for class.

a few pereods and commas later he stopped me in the hall again and he said i got it. you got in a fighth with Crandon Toothey and I said NO. even though lets be hones. That kid has it going to him. then Mike asked if it was a fight with Jakky Slakks and I said NO. even though lets be hones. That kid has it going to him. and then Mike asked if I had fighted Penceler Mintochasm and I dont even damn know who that damn is to these days. No cule. And Mike looked really pizzed off at me and he said we dont keep secrest in my house unless it would cost us two poind four billion dolloirs if we told the trueth and I said well Mike. I aint got two pint four ballion dollars. And I walked aweigh.

when school was out that day Mike follode me home and he was STILL ON IT. the endire walk he kept asking me how i got trhe black eye and i said shut up but he kept asking so i finally said the truth that my dad beat me up and i picked up my shirt so he could see the big purple bruces on my stomack and mike turend pale white like cusper the friendless ghost. and mike said why didnt you teel me and i said cuz who cares and he said i care and i said gay and he just stoot there for a few sesonds and then out of nowhare he hugged me and i said GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! and i kept saying gay until i stated to cry really f$#% hard and then my arms moved on there own and i hugged mike back and he said gay and i laughed. tu shay mikey boy.

My dad dosent live with us any more but I still see him some times like a week end trip but I like to bring Mike with us just in case (and becuz hes my bro) but usully Im just at my moms house just chilling and playing snes or im at mikes houce chilling and playing snes. even when its cold outside we play snes. cuz mike is my bro. and even when he is ANNOING AS F!@## (ALWAZE) he gets behind my back.

I know he cares abut me. And yup. I care about him. Yup. Jim care about him.

-JIMMY THATCHROUFE