"Beautiful Beast" on the SNES, A Review!

Merry Chismas guys! Hello guys. Jimmy is writing another review today becuz Mike downloaded a new emulating game: called Beautiful Beast by the Disney Movie.

First off we can start with the story: theres a whole lot of these playing card style images and a LLOOOOOOT of story that I dont really care about however theres one image where it looks like it there's fireband grabbing the beutiful woman from the die hard game's starting screen boobies.

so of course you know what that means: 10/10 for story and brassiere activity. let's carry on.

Now lets talk gameplay: let's chew the fat. if your looking for a game thats as beautiful as the title implys, then you're barking up the wrong christmas tree. there it's nothing beautiful about this game, even though you play as the Beautiful Beast, however the game features a marvalous gothic castle not to dessmiler to the creppy and spooky adventures of Demon's Crest (which is an awesome game.)

The beautiful beast can get bitten by squirrels an dhe can punch spiders and bats, and he can also slimb walls. If your looking for an easy game then, your barking up the wrong christmas tree buster because this game is TOUGH. AS. BALLZ. as i would say it's a toughie, not a cakewalk. Mike has to play it for me while i take notes and eat Mike Pue Ike's. 5/10 for delicious candy but tough and nails gameplay.

Graphics: the visuals in this game are so gothic and creepy-tastic, and i think fireband would fit right at home in this mesmorized baskerville wonderworld. rats can kill you instantly in this game but fireband would make short work of them.... so if your looking for tough rats then your barking up the wrong christmas tree.

no mode seven in this game.

Wenever you die in this game you get a message from a gut named Co##cksworth. I DONT KNOW WHO THAT IS. I. DONT. KNOW. WHAT. THIS. MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS GAME MAKES NO HAMN SENSE.

i will be taking a careful deliboration and deciding a score, which tallying up will be about a four o/t ten. if your a stupid girl with rose tinted googles and think sexy Beautiful Beasts are cool and maybe the occasional Gargoyle will eppeas fans of Demon's Crest. But if you want a ghost and goblin / Demons' Crest experience... yeah just play demons crest. there's mode seven in that game, too.

three out of ten is my final score. if your looking for a game thats a nice christmas present for a fat kid you hate because he picks his nose and whipes it on his shirt, then buy that kid the Beautiful Beast. however if you want to buy a game for Jimmy Thatchroufe, then look elsewhere or youll be sorry about barking up this christmas tree.

Merry Christmas from Jimmy and the Kremling Krew!