Riddle me this

Riddle me this my deer readers. What do the letters in B.B.Q. stand for? Nobody is quite sure. Because it's prnonunced "Baribicue" but then what do the other B and Q stand for? Well imma tell ya. BURGERS and QUESADILLES. because yup. you guessed it. that's what me and mike are gonna be grilling on his B.B.B.Q. today.

So obliviously we had frenshly ground burgers with special meat from the Valentine farms were they only raze cows by massageing their booties with big rotating mechanical brushes. When we visit and play with the cowz I always have my turn on the rotating brush because it feels. so. good. A.F. and if you turn around and grip the brissles you can start spinning in the air like a propellour. But don't let... go... Or youll be paying a visit to the starasphere pretty damm soon. thats what happened to Guillaume Romero. thats why he doesnt do anymore comics. not because they were too crap (they were) but because he is now a permonent additoin to the inner solar sistem asteroid belts. poor sod.

Anywaze that's the story of the freshy burgers. The guesadillos were just frozen foods type guesodillos. i dont know why they calle them quesedillos if they arent even round like armadilles just long like snakes. so maybe the should rename them to qeusasnakos. and i dont know what the deal with "quese" is because i dont know what that means. but it makes the agronim B.B.Q. work so i cant be complaning about pretty details, you obese farting idiot.

We grilled 5 burgers and 5 quesasnakos because we were with Edmund and Heedmund Flap and FLips i forget their surnames i forget why they were even there. two big guys that dont even talk or move or blink. mike and I tried to tip them over but man theyre just immovable at all.

Now Riddle me this my deer readers. when you have a group of 4 kids. and you have 5 burges and 5 guesasnakos. and one of those 4 kids has to go dump a spool of pee in the guests bathroom. and then he comes back. how many of those 5 burgers and snakies should be left? you say 2 of each because 3 kids were left not dumping a spool of pee in the guests bathroom? YOU WOULD BE CORRECT. BUT THIS WORLD ISNT ALL SUN TIME AND RAIN TIMES. BECAUSE GUESS WHAT I HAD WATING FOR ME. JACK. F##CKING. NOTHING. IN. MY. AZZ. not even a snaky crumb of a quesanako. not even a grilly mark of a burger. not even any greaze to lick off the spatola. heedmund already handled that. I CANT BELIEVE I LIVE IN A WORLD OF HEARTLESS FATAZZES LIKE THIS.

of course i had to do the only thing that was left for me to do. I ran to the rotating cow brush and gripped on and had it launch me into the sky and I only came back 5 weeks later with a full beard and a letter drom Guillaume Romero. he is best friends with a green alien now. and guess what happens when he shared burgers and quesoaliensnakos with his alien friend? THEY SHARE. THEY SHARE THEM. MIKE. GO TO HELL YOU HARTLESS SOD

jimmy

A BREAF MESSAGE FROM MIKE: Oh Jimmybean How nice of you to visint us from upper space. I must say that you are a gobbing fool because we had TAKITOS. NOT QUESODYLLES. Looks like you must rething your argonim. And by the way those brushers were maid for you you fat cow like child. AND YOUR UGLY TOO!!! And guess what else. I just farted!!! He He He!!!!!! -Mike