Batman Nes Review

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Batmat. Of all the big mussel dudes runing around in tie t whiteys, Batman is probably one of the more intertesting. You see, Batman has no supper powers, instead relaying on "batterang" and variouse other tricks of the trage. He can drive arounds in his turpo power batman car and his The Flying Bat. That benign said, Batman on NES is too hard. First of, pressing start doesnet pausse the game. Its swinches to "batterang" mode. Press it again and what hapens. You pause? no. You switch into pistle mode. Ok. But next time is pause mode right? Nopel. Crasey split into 3 Ninja Gaden throwy star mode. One last push... Pleasee let me pause the game! Nope. Back to regler old Batman mode. You have to press SELET to pause the game. WHO EVER JEARD OF PRESSING THE STUPID OLD SELECT BUTTON TO PUSE THE GAME!

Here's the think. To understand why this games is the way it is, we need to take a littel peepy look at the enemies. Theres is the little romote contol spikety tanks. Theres Flamethrower Joe. And theres Gun Joe. Had enought? What about flying guy who shouts three bullets. Batmam cant fly so how come the enemes can?? That's just unfare!!! The game was made by Sunsot in 1988 and based on the movie "BATMAN" staring . MICHEAL KEFTON and JACK NICKLAUS. it's just unfare.

The real swan's ong of the game is the diffucultuy. Put together flying enememys, select to start and Jack Nicholas and you have one game that is IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN. Bamtan on NES is basicly harder than Demons Crest COMBINED. Butt overalls the graphincs are cool and dark and the music is pretey good for 9 bit and Battman can wale jump. So run don't walt like a bat out of damn hell and go pick this game up wherever fine NES games are soiled (but get DEMONS CREST instead fool."

-BIG JIM "16 BITS" THATCHROUFE