TOP TEN STUPEDEST VIDEO GAME AXESORIES

hey guys jimmy here. So mike has a moundain of video game axesories that are just so dumb as f!@#!@ that i dont even know how they even got made in the firts place let alone even sold on store shelfs. it just boogles my mind to see these things when I go to mikes house. so i wanted to wrote about these creazy azz axesories that you can use to play vireo games with.

10- the powerglove
so this thing you put on your hand like a globe and wave it around at the tv and its supotes to control mario or whoever on the tv. powerg love more like powerful dog doodies. man this is more stupid than mike cuz he has a guy in his gagillion dollar mantion whos ONLY job it is is just to make one sinkle dish every wendsday morning and the dish is called.....IM NOT JOKING.....EGGS B0NER D1CK.......IM NOT JOKING. theres a yellow suace on top and i thoght it was mustard BUT IT WASNT. so now every time i spend the night with mike and wace up on wedsday morning and they put the egs....you know.....on the table i thow up my arms and go PASS THE FRUT LOOPS!!!!!

8- snes arcade stick
so heres a qestion. what console has the best cintroller ever made. one so good that you woode never want to use sometheng else to play a video gage. THE SNES!! GET THE NET!!! you dont mess with perfecetion. if you want an arcage style joy stick for your games you just go to one of mikes arcedes in his mancion. i reccommend the one with the ROOTBEAR TAPPER machine becuz it has 3 LEVERS AND ITS ABOUT ROOTBEAR!!!! TWO THIMBS UP!!!

10- rob the robot
IF IT HAS AS MUCH MONEY AS MIKE......DONT MINT IF I DO!!!!!!! sereousely folks. mike has so much mone that. that. well basicaly its crazy. rub the robot has spining tops so thats cool. BUT HE DOESENT WORK ON THE PLAZMA SCREAN TV!!!! AND THATS THE BEST ONE CUZ PLAZMA IS A COOL WORD!!!!! PLAZMA POWER!!!!!!!

ninindo64 controler pack gameboy pack adaptar pack
so on the snes there is the SUPER GAMEBOUY that you put in the consoul and put a gameboy game in it and play the gameboy game on the tv on the snes with the snes conroller. THE BEST WAY TODO IT! but on the n 64 you put the game in the pack and put the pack in the controller back like a back pack. but theres a chatch. IT NEEDS TO BE A POKEMON GAME AND YOU NEED TO HAVE THE POKELMON N 64 GAME TO PLAY IT AND NO OTHOR GAME WORKS AT ALL. talk about one step forward and one steep back. this is wortse in every way man. i dont even like pokymon but mike is always like oh jimmy look i caut a fibble and it turned into a guggle and im like dude i dont care. OH AND GUSS WHAT. YOU CAN PLAY ALL THE POKEMUN GAMES ON SUPER GAMEBOY ANY DAMN WAY. talk about one step forward and one steep back. mike is so rich man.

game cube wave burt
dude this one just has a stupid azz name. its just a wire-less game cube concroller. its fine even though it rins out of battery which isnt a prolem if you have mega million$ of $'s (dollers) like mike does. he hasa guy in his imploy who is named Edguard Mincelforth who all he does is stang around outside whatever room mike is in with a tray of battereys for if mike runs out of some playing on his wave burt. man why is it called wave burt. thats so stupid man.

nes satelite
so this thing just bogels my mint. you plug 4 nes controilers into it and then what. and then nothing. you press the on buton and the light comes on but nothing happans. it doesnt do anything. just like mike becuase he has guys who do everyhing for him. he even has a water cannon to blats away his doodie clumbs after he goes numper 2 in the toilit. did you know theres only one toilet in his entire house. JUST KIDDING!!!! i havent counted but i think there is over two hindred toileys in there man.

so this was my tip ten list of all the things in mikes house. i dont know whats going on in there man where did he even fined this stuff man. it bougels my ming man. crazy stuff.

-jimmy