Chapter 2
Lady in the sky
I was still in the dream for what felt like days. Have you ever had a dream like this? where it just goes on and on and on... I went out flying over town one day as usual, and the computer coin guy was chattier than usual even though I still couldnt make out a single word that he was saying... Suddenly above the whole sky I see basically that one giant lady from parodius with the bubbles and shizz. Though instead of looking all sexy and stuff she was crying sick black tears, and she didnt have the bubbles with the angels and stuff. So I go up to her ang say heyyy baby whats up why are you so sad-like. And she's all surprised and stuff. The coin shuts the hell up finally.
The lady looks at me surprised and then breaks down crying again, trying to cover her face with her huge azz hands, but big black teardrops still stream down her face, like thick tar-like muck. Its kind of disgusting but I still fly up to her shoulder and try to give her a hug (I don't know why I did it guys, sometimes in dreams you just do random crap okay!?)
I say what's wrong, what happened, jimmy's here to listen. The lady picks me up in her hands and kind of looks at me curiously, not saying anything, just examaning me.
I dont think she could hear what i was saying so I took a sharpy out of my back pocket and some cardboard i cut up from a cereal box because i was bored and i wrote "Hi, my names jimmy, why are you crying" and held it up for her to see. I thin she understood because she sniffed and wiped a tear away and put on one of those fake sad mom smiles.
She spinned me around to look at the countryside. Everywhere I saw in the fields there were big spinnign clockwork keys, like on tinker toys. I saw the full moon, and the moon looked back at me. There were chains and scars all around it, and I felt like something was strangling my whole body. I started to cry too. I felt like this was my fault.
The lady then hugged me. It was warm and nice especially since there hadnt been anyone else in my dream up until this point... it was awesome.
We were suddenly surrounded by a group of litle white rabbits. They werent saying anything, they were just looking at me and the parodius lady, with big red eyes. That made me feel shy so I flew back home and had dinner with a burger and fries with loads of ketchup and some pickles.... AND DON'T FORGET THE MUSTARD!!!!!