Chapter 1
The Swing of things
In my dream i was fireband. i woke up from the same bed i fell asleep in, and it was like one of those kinds of dreams where you know that it was a dream so you can choose to do whatever. i could see myself sleeping in the bed but my chest wasn't moving and i looked f@@##&ing dead. So for a moment i thought wait, is this the afterlife? Am I dead? But no that was stupid since we all know what happens when you die LOL and also i wouldnt be here writing about it if i was really dead, now would I?
Being Fireband was. So. AWESOME. I could fly in the sky and the world below me looked like it was in mode 7. I could use my different crests and change forms and stuff. The sky was deep and dark and it looked like it was wrapped in black chains, which was heavy metal as f###ck, and kind of awesome, but also pretty scary. everywhere around me there were other firebands, other imps and ghosts n goblins and castlevania sprites, and little angel guys flying around with me. I saw that he Awffel tower and thought "am I in paris?" but no it was just vegas. But then i just used my dream power to be in paris. and I was. There i visited the hotel I went in vacation on once. And had some crosonds. In a dream you can still eat flavors and stuff, it's so awesome. Being Fireband, was awesome.
I could always go back home whenever I wanted but seeing myself (jimmy) sleeping in my bed always made me feel weird so i didnt like doing that. I looked way too dead.
Suddenly I start hearing chittering coming out of my pocket and I realize one of the cent coins I have in my pocket is talking to me like that f####ing annoying computer guy that's always on the side of Word programs, the coin guy. So i take him out and say what do you want bro and the little thing starts floating around my head, like in a circle shape, but I cant really tell what it's saying because it's so small.
Even though I realized this was all a dream and I felta awake during all of this, everything felt so f%//$&ing weird... like I always had the sensation of having a fish bowl over my head, everythig was hazy, hallways felt longer, even my house felt like mike's house. And the coin didnt help. Not only it kept doing these little chirps and squeals, it kept slamming into the TV going tink tink tink. Trying to play with my snes was weird as balls because if i stopped looking at the screen for even a second the game would totally change and text didnt even make any sense ever so i couldn't even play demons crest..... FML. This was starting to look like a nightmare.
After flying around town for a while and hanging out in my room playing a bit of SNES and reading comics and eating snacks and stuff I suddenly realize that wow. It's still night time. The sun hasnt come up at all. In fact, the moon is still in the sky.
And that's why this is only chapter 1, fool! Stay tooned for more.
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