How does Link even get anywhere in life without using his big boy words? What does he do when he goes to a restaraunt, just point at the menu? Can he even write, or is he a total Hyrulian bumpkin? I bet he eats roadkill Moblins for dinner up on the hillbully side of Death Mountain, and washes it down with a red potion. What, you thought that stuff was magic? Nope! Pure, unfiltered moonshine!