The Ninja Code is as follows: Run as fast as the cheetah. Stay as hidden as the chameleon. Fart as hard as a gorilla after it downs 14 bean burritos. It's true! My dad was a ninja! That was before he went straight and settled down to start a family. Anyway, has anyone ever actually beaten Ninja Gaiden? You've heard of games being "Nintendo hard," but this game is just flat-out "Nintendo impossible." The only reason I know that the game even has an ending is thanks to my old friend, Game Genie.