What's a comic without a little good ol' toilet humor, eh? Normally, I would never sink so low, but--oh hell, who am I kidding, of course I would! It took an awful lot of restraint not to draw the dishes the waitress describes, but I know you good people don't wanna see all that. Well, at least seeing it is better than smelling it. What, you've never smelled deep-fried doodie?

Have I, you ask?

...Erm, I gotta go now, bye!