The following elves, the snatchering gnomes, and other such faeries

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whimsofNagarnia User 23 posts +3 coins	Posted on 8/20/2009 at 4:38pm In the land of Nagarnia, there stood a forest, and in the forest, stood a tree. Inside the tree lived the following elves, a peaceful people with leafy clothes and wood stump hats. The elves all gathered to hear a speech from the elder who led them, and whom they followed. Their leader Zugnug, with olden gray beard aplenty and much mystical power, drew puffs from his oaken pype. "Ah, my fellow following elves," he announced to his people inside the Nagarnian tree, "today is a day of no importance, so you and I can live our lives in peace." Cheers rang out from the crowd, all of the elves happy that nothing bad was happening to them or their tree or their land. Just then, Bubbleguff the Bumblesome stumbled through the door of the tree. Bubbleguff was a fool, and nobody ever believed a word he said, even when he was telling the truth. "G-g-guys! I heard the snatchering gnomes plotting against us!" Everybody present at the gathering scoffed. Zugnug glared at Bubbleguff. "The snatchering gnomes would never plot against us! They are our allies, and despite their recent acquisition of the Fruit of Infectious Darkness, they are good people." "B-but," Bubbleguff stammered, "I heard them with my own pointed ears! They seek to destroy us and take our Mystical Crystal of Truth!" Zugnug roared, "enough of this hearsay! The snatchering gnomes are our friends! You will not slander their good name in this tree! Guards! Lock Bubbleguff the Bumbling into the Chamber of Discontent, and then release the Battle Snakes into the chamber! And then, lock the solid steel doors to the chamber so that Bubbleguff may never escape!" The guards followed Zugnug's harsh orders, not stopping to question if this was right, or if Bubbleguff may have been telling the truth. However, once they had locked him away, there was a sound from outside the tree. It was the unmistakable sound of snatchering gnome war horns and battle cries. The snatchering gnomes were coming. Thanks for reading everyone. I would love to write part 2 and will do so if this post gets 500+ coins! All my life I wanted to write fantasy, but I will only do so if this post gets 500+ coins. Thanks so much for reading. I was inspired by Lord of the Rings. Welcome to my fantastical fantasy world of Nagarnia! Inspired by Chronicles of Narnia. Reply log in to vote [+3 coins were inserted into this post]
BastardJones User 97 posts -1 coins	Posted on 8/27/2009 at 6:11pm Christ on the Crapper bubblecuff needs to get a grip that Fucking tool. Zugnug never believes you and what do you do, you go tell him a tall tale. Of course they're going to lock you up with battle frogs bubblenuff you Moron. Whimsy i put 5 coins in your post but I'm angry.. at bubbleguff that stupid asshole. Can you make it so the frogs tear him limb from limb in chapter 2? I put 8 coins in your post. Reply log in to vote
dr_icecream User 138 posts 831 coins	Posted on 9/2/2009 at 11:40am cool story man friday, saturday, sundae......ya dig? Reply log in to vote [+818 coins were inserted into this post]
dr_icecream User 138 posts 831 coins	Posted on 9/2/2009 at 5:56pm \| cool story man dude who is dumping coins on this i didnt even say anything friday, saturday, sundae......ya dig? Reply log in to vote [-12 coins were unserted from this post]
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whimsofNagarnia

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Posted on 8/20/2009 at 4:38pm

In the land of Nagarnia, there stood a forest, and in the forest, stood a tree. Inside the tree lived the following elves, a peaceful people with leafy clothes and wood stump hats. The elves all gathered to hear a speech from the elder who led them, and whom they followed. Their leader Zugnug, with olden gray beard aplenty and much mystical power, drew puffs from his oaken pype. "Ah, my fellow following elves," he announced to his people inside the Nagarnian tree, "today is a day of no importance, so you and I can live our lives in peace." Cheers rang out from the crowd, all of the elves happy that nothing bad was happening to them or their tree or their land.

Just then, Bubbleguff the Bumblesome stumbled through the door of the tree. Bubbleguff was a fool, and nobody ever believed a word he said, even when he was telling the truth. "G-g-guys! I heard the snatchering gnomes plotting against us!" Everybody present at the gathering scoffed. Zugnug glared at Bubbleguff. "The snatchering gnomes would never plot against us! They are our allies, and despite their recent acquisition of the Fruit of Infectious Darkness, they are good people." "B-but," Bubbleguff stammered, "I heard them with my own pointed ears! They seek to destroy us and take our Mystical Crystal of Truth!"

Zugnug roared, "enough of this hearsay! The snatchering gnomes are our friends! You will not slander their good name in this tree! Guards! Lock Bubbleguff the Bumbling into the Chamber of Discontent, and then release the Battle Snakes into the chamber! And then, lock the solid steel doors to the chamber so that Bubbleguff may never escape!" The guards followed Zugnug's harsh orders, not stopping to question if this was right, or if Bubbleguff may have been telling the truth. However, once they had locked him away, there was a sound from outside the tree. It was the unmistakable sound of snatchering gnome war horns and battle cries. The snatchering gnomes were coming.

Thanks for reading everyone. I would love to write part 2 and will do so if this post gets 500+ coins! All my life I wanted to write fantasy, but I will only do so if this post gets 500+ coins. Thanks so much for reading. I was inspired by Lord of the Rings.

Welcome to my fantastical fantasy world of Nagarnia! Inspired by Chronicles of Narnia.

BastardJones

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Posted on 8/27/2009 at 6:11pm

Christ on the Crapper bubblecuff needs to get a grip that Fucking tool. Zugnug never believes you and what do you do, you go tell him a tall tale. Of course they're going to lock you up with battle frogs bubblenuff you Moron. Whimsy i put 5 coins in your post but I'm angry.. at bubbleguff that stupid asshole. Can you make it so the frogs tear him limb from limb in chapter 2? I put 8 coins in your post.

dr_icecream

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Posted on 9/2/2009 at 11:40am

cool story man

friday, saturday, sundae......ya dig?

dr_icecream

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Posted on 9/2/2009 at 5:56pm

| cool story man

dude who is dumping coins on this i didnt even say anything

friday, saturday, sundae......ya dig?

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