Chapter 5
Moon Memories
I went to visit the parodius lady again. Every night I could hear her crying and it was starting to drive me nuts, and sleeping in my bed next to myself didn't help with that. But I also kind of missed being hugged by her... NOT!!!!
Anyways i got up to her and like usual shes crying her eyes out with those huge black mucky tears. And suddenly she starts making a horrible sound, and starts puking up black muck, the same black muck that she was crying. Its frankly disgusting and upsetting, but then i kind of blink my eyes and the muck just becomes water. The cleanest water ive ever seen. Kinda like the color of taco bell baha blast but it was water. I didnt drink it even though i wanted to because it looked so tasty. Ok I lied i did drink it.... but it tasted like absolutely nothing. like, less than water nothing. it was weird.
Then she lays on the ground with a smile on her face and falls asleep. Weird as f##ck it creeped me out so bad I felt like I had to go home and eat nachos but I didnt because one of the loudest sounds ive ever heard started, like a deep rumbling, and that woke up the parodius lady too. It was coming from the moon.
We looked at the moon and suddenly i had the most intense feeling of day jah voo.. like..... ive already seen this. everyone had already seen this. this had already happened, just a few months ago....
.....the moon blew the f@@##@###ck up!!!
even though i didnt see it when it happened a few months back... not many people saw it, really... it all felt so familiar. i really felt like i was seeing it happen in front of me again. and it was happening in front of me. again.... im getting confused sorry.
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a huge part of the moon broke off, leaving a cressent shape and a football shape. the football shape just crumpled to smivareens, while the cressent shape kind of hovered in the air a bit... electric lighting bolts screaming out of the gash... green ribbon like strands shooting out of it, desprately trying to claw at the rips and tairs in the sky. Flashes of peircing yellow eyes started sparking all around me. it was super f##d up my jaw was just dropped on the floor. the lady was sobbing her eyes out again, screaming in paint. and suddenly.
i woke up in my bed.
like, for real. i was jimmy again.
i petted my head and my chest. i stood up and looked out of my window and nothing was there, just regular old belmont wisconsin. i booted up my snes and sure enough, regular old demons crest. no shananigans. no nachos in my fridge.
i felt so happy and alive i ran out of my house in my ninja turtles pajammies and set off firecrackers in fron of the sleeping neihbours dog who freaked the f. out.
and then it started raining black. the same i saw in my dream. i ran back in the house and my mom was like WHAT ARE YOU DOING. ITS SIX AM. WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN MUD and i had to say uhhh mom its just the rain. those pajammies got ruined forever by the way. that black stuff just stayed in there and we had to throw them away because they majorly stank of bad memories.
the next day at school the class hamster, which I named Kid Klown, died after swallowing a pencil sharpner that I don't know who even put it there really.
End of my dream.
PEACE OUT!!!!
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